When Lin Wan'er, a senior fishing beauty from the Quick Travel Bureau, retired, she made a request to the system with great expectations——
I want an unparalleled appearance, wealth that rivals other countries, and a little puppy who will always be eighteen years old...
The system fully agreed: ojbk! Cover me!
The next second, Lin Wan'er traveled through time and was hit by a child of light thrown from high altitude on the spot and was thrown into the hospital.
……Things are getting interesting :)
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Catching the system that was about to escape, Lin Wan'er asked the truth——
It turns out that she has entered the bloody Mary Sue world of three male protagonists, and she has three layers of buffs of the cannon fodder female partner, namely the seductive female partner, the dog-licking female partner, and the unlucky female partner.
System: [Dear, as the 999th retiree, the Lord God specially customized the Confession System and the European Emperor System for you!
[The task is very simple, just keep confessing to the male protagonists unilaterally. The harder you express your love, the more European you are; the more European you are, the more money you have...]
Lin Wan'er: You shouldn't die as a licker!
System: After calculation, your bank card balance is 0.005 Yuan.
…Then give it a light (hard) lick…
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Faced with the cold and arrogant male theologian in campus literature——
Lin Wan'er burst into tears: "How could you not remember!? It was raining lightly with almond blossoms that day. This is the umbrella you and I hold together!"
The male theologian's face was full of questions: ... Are you sick?
After Lin Waner finished licking hard, she received a call the next second: Hello, Ms. Lin! Congratulations on winning the first prize - 100,000 yuan in our opening "Drawing Fun"! !!
Faced with the president's dandy and wealthy second son——
Lin Wan'er fell to the ground and was in a state of embarrassment: "I was wrong... Can you look at me again... I will dye it back to the straight black hair you like in a moment... I don't want black, I can do green..."
Young Master Duojin was unmoved: Your sister is back, and no matter how much you pretend to look like her, you can't compare to a hair of hers.
The next second, Lin Wan'er's face suddenly changed: "Then pack your things and get out. The building under your feet belongs to me now."
Facing the top stars with vicious tongues and domineering comments in the entertainment industry——
Lin Wan'er brought porridge and soup: "Can you just take a sip... This is an old hen I selected from 200 chickens at the farm and stewed it for a full 12 hours!"
The venomous tongue is full of contempt and disdain: Even if I starve to death, I will not take a sip of your food!
A few days later, Lin Waner, who was happily drinking chicken soup, received a WeChat message: Is Miss Lin here? This is the casting team of "The Princess". We would like to invite you to audition for the female lead in the show. The salary is negotiable. What do you think~
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Many years later—
The cold male god stood in someone's building all night despite the heavy rain;
A-list celebrities publicly confessed their feelings on stage despite strong opposition from their companies;
Master Duojin severed ties with his family just to be with someone...
And Lin Waner, who has made a lot of money: Don't cue
Food guide:
1. Don't abuse the heroine, don't abuse the heroine, don't abuse the heroine! ! ! (The author who abused the heroine lost her hair!)
2. There is a male protagonist, 1v1, sc! !
3. In the early stage, the heroine became crazy and rich, and in the later stage, the Shura field + the crematorium for chasing his wife
Intention: Chase love bravely