The Doormat Has Awakened (Quickly Wear It)

The article "I Raised Pigs in the 1990s" is to be published. Reborn in the 1990s, he made a fortune by raising pigs. See the copy at the bottom. Click the column to add it to your collection! Gay friends have pre-ordered "The Seventy Salted Fish School Master", a story about an only child in the Seventies who engages in technology by replicating her skills. See the copy at the bottom. Click on the Drunken Fish column to collect it! ! Copywriting of this article Ah Li is a poor, honest little boy who lost his mother at the age of eight and was abused by his stepmother. He was sent to a neighboring village to exchange relatives at a young age. She had a child of her own when she was still a child. Unfortunately, the child was too weak and was thrown into the mountains behind by the cruel mother-in-law to be fed to wild dogs. Ahri saw too many human miseries in the village. Ah Li made a wish: "I hope that a girl can have a good environment, live the same good life as her brothers, and not worry about food, drink, and diarrhea. I hope that I will not suffer because I am a girl, not raise other people's children, and not be used to exchange wives for my brothers!" Lingquan: Ahri, I can fulfill your wish, but you must first go on a mission with me and save many, many young ladies. "Phoenix Man, climb for me!" Aloof Royal Sister Beats Greedy Phoenix Man "Small town youth with a heart as high as the sky" The energetic young girl beats up ordinary confident men "On the Dangers of Mommy's Baby" An innocent loli violently tortures her mother's baby "Don't Be Easily Moved" Strong women don't need fake love "Stick to your own judgment" A witty girl fights against a shady customer "Single mothers can also live a good life" The sober sister refuses to be manipulated +2022.08.30 [Advance receipt copywriting] Chun Ya fell in love with the wrong person in her previous life, was defrauded of money and love, and ended up losing her life in vain. When she woke up, she found that she was back to the time when she was eighteen years old. Chunya swore to God that she would stay away from the sugarcane man in this life, work hard, make a fortune, and let her parents live a good life. Chun Ya wanted to study hard and change her destiny through study, but her pig kept talking to her. Chun Ya: Shh! I'm reading! Don't make any noise! Zhuzhu: Chunya, go dig some sweet potatoes for me to eat. Chun Ya: No one can eat sweet potatoes. You are a pig, a pig for food, but you actually want to eat other food. There are no sweet potato vines. Piggy: There are three wild eggs next to the sweet potatoes. If someone helps me dig the sweet potatoes, I will tell her where the duck eggs are! Chunya picked up the shovel: It doesn't matter what the duck eggs are, the main thing is that I like digging! —— Chun Ya's parents once thought that their daughter's life was over. Their children would go to college classes, while their own children would take root in the pig pen. Unexpectedly, ten years later, Chun Ya would become a major farmer. With the help of the masterpiece "Pig Raising Guide", he was hired as an associate professor in the College of Agriculture by the highest university. Chunya: To be honest, my first teacher was a pig. Gay Friend Copywriting Copywriting: Su Yue, who was involved in life and death in her last life and finally got involved in the Academy of Sciences, died suddenly. As soon as I opened my eyes, I was transported back to the 1970s. My biological father is the director of a machinery factory, a man of steel who always speaks his mind; My biological mother is the women's director of the street, and she is known as the invincible Sister Ma. As the only daughter her parents had longed for, Su Yue's daily life was as follows: "Bao, why have you lost weight again? Dad/Mom/Aunt/Brother-in-law brought you braised pork/milk powder/malted milk/chocolate..." Su Yue: Hiccup~ She is so lazy in her life! So fat! You have to lie down and be a salted fish! However, people cannot, at least should not pretend to be B blindly in this life. After eating and drinking, Su Yue took a walk and met her younger brother, "Why are you crying?" Fatty: "Ugh! I broke my father's radio!" Su Yue: "That's it?" After a while of tinkering, the radio was in pieces, and amidst Xiaopang's wails, Su Yue's Golden Finger came online—— "Ding! The replica lecture hall has been opened!" Su Yue: "!!!" The financially savvy Xiaopang looked at the repaired radio: "Actually, my aunt's radio is also broken..." "There are also my brother-in-law's family, my third uncle's family, my eldest cousin/second aunt/my aunt's brother-in-law's natal sister-in-law..." "Boss, the radio can be repaired, and the TV can be repaired, right?" Su Yue: "How many good relatives do you have?!" "The last one! Don't leave, boss. I'll give you half, no, three-fifths! Boss, we can't do our great repair work without you..." The fat guy who was beaten up came back the next day. Fatty: "Boss, it's not me this time, it's your father!" Xiaopang: "The factory spent a lot of money to buy a batch of foreign machines, but they broke down after just two days of use. The director of the factory took people to hire foreign masters, and finally they came. They eat, drink, have fun and make requests every day, but they don't do anything. My father has lost weight because of worry!" Xiaopang: "Boss, can you fix it?" Thinking of her father who was on a business trip and would bring back even an apple for her to eat when others served him, Su Yue clenched her fists and said, "You have to be able to do it even if you can't!" Director Su tried his best to finally invite the foreign maintenance workers back to the factory. As soon as they entered, the father and daughter looked at each other—— Director Su: "???" Su Yue: "!!!" Foreign maintenance worker: "You actually let your children play with such an expensive and sophisticated machine? If it breaks, who knows what happened? Of course, this is not our problem. Jiiligualajiiliguala..." After installing the last part, Su Yue pressed the switch: Long! Dang, Dang, Dang... Looking at the started machine, everyone:? ? ? ! ! ! Director Su:? My daughter is a genius! ! Geniuses are geniuses, Su Yue shrugged. For a person who cares about face, the aura of genius cannot be taken off once it is put on. Su Yue, who was forced to study hard, became busier and busier. Not only did Butterfly produce multiple technological products, she was also seconded by various projects and won the reputation of "One to One". Su Yue: If God gives me another chance, the day I see Little Fatty, I will politely say two words: "Goodbye!" A few years later, I saw the foreign exchange I earned for the country, saw the people's lives being happier, and saw the motherland becoming stronger... Su Yue: Tsk! So delicious! Intention: Choice is more important than change