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Who would have thought that Erha, the famous captain of the house demolition team, would also catch up with the time-travel trend and even directly dress up as a man. Others who time-traveled had all kinds of cheats, but if it didn't work, he would still have a family who doted on him.
However, Ye Yu, who was Erha in his previous life, obviously did not receive such treatment after time travel. He even traveled to a strange village with a pair of parents who just wanted to bask in the sun all day long, and they always thought they were mushrooms.
There are also a group of very strange villagers. The village can only be entered but cannot be left. The villagers who leave are either crazy or stupid, and even never return. Ye Yu has no choice but to start the life of a worker. He thought he was getting a farming script, but in the end he found that he was thriving in the world of immortality.
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"Don't come over here! The shit shoveler is going to eat something! Help! I don't taste good at all!"
Ye Yu looked at the knife-sharpening officer who was sharpening the dog's shit, and shouted in fright for a moment, but then he realized that this was all a dream. It was not scary at all for Erha to become a man in time, and no one in this world eats dog meat. Ye Yu comforted himself.
"Ye Gouzi, shut up! I made dog meat for you. There are more dogs in the mountains for no reason. I heard that dog meat is very nourishing. Don't think that you can order me after you take me in!"
Xiao Mohan stood on a small stool and cooked in front of the stove. The boy, about seven years old, had a handsome and extremely beautiful face. At this moment, there was a hint of coldness on his face.
"Xiao Mohan, please don't call me Ye Gouzi. I am your dad. Please call me dad. You are my son after all. Call me dad a few times to listen!"
As soon as Ye Yu finished speaking, Xiao Mohan's face became colder and colder, and his cheeks turned red with anger. He wanted to rush up and beat Ye Yu, but it was obvious that he couldn't beat him. In the end, he could only drop the shovel and replied:
"Starve to death! Don't eat the food I cook in the future!"
Until many years later, Ye Yu looked at the big devil Xiao Mohan who was pressing him down, and asked him to call him dad over and over again. Ye Yu really wanted to go back in time and sew his mouth. He could eat whatever he wanted, but he really couldn't talk nonsense. Is it still too late to run away now? This shit shoveling officer really eats people...
Intention: As long as people are here, water will always flow, and this feeling will never end.