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[Preliminary collection of the column "I became famous in the interstellar world with magic" and "The straight man's sweetheart made me responsible". Please add it to your favorites. The copy is at the bottom~]
Wen Yan is a well-known aloof top student in the city's No. 1 Middle School, and he refuses to let anyone stay away from him.
He has a secret - he suffers from skin hunger and physical contact disorder.
Therefore, he tries to keep a safe distance when in contact with others, and tolerates skin thirst whenever he gets sick.
However, the condition became a little out of control after encountering Pay Qingci.
He actually didn't resist this person's approach, and all the methods that could have been used to relieve the skin thirsty syndrome were ineffective.
Ke Fuqingci is a well-known campus bully with red hair and an unruly and arrogant character.
Except for Xiao Fa and his younger brother, no one around him dared to get close, so Wen Yan had no choice but to ask the teacher to be his deskmate.
At first, Fu Qingci and his younger brother thought this must be a conspiracy by good students.
——Want to discipline him? Go ahead and dream!
But he skipped class, and Wen Yan covered him.
He was too lazy to eat, so Wen Yan took the initiative to bring breakfast.
Even during a fight, Wen Yan would protect him and hold his injured arm without letting go.
With Wen Yan's unremitting efforts, he finally joined Fujiabang, and used a patch from time to time to relieve his skin hunger.
Fu Qingci couldn't understand the operation. He had never seen any younger brother be so clingy!
The younger brother woke up the dreamer with a word: "I have a crush on you!"
Fu Qingci blushed and quickly covered his little brother's mouth: "Don't talk nonsense!"
——Aren't they just a pure brotherhood?
Until one day, his deskmate, who had always been indifferent to others, suddenly blocked his way and held his hand with slightly hot fingertips.
Wen Yan lowered his eyes and said in a cold voice with a bit of hoarseness, "Can you give me a tip?"
The tip of Fu Qingci's ears turned red:? !
——Give, give, give! I'll give you my life!
Food tips:
1. This article is nothing more than urban content, and there will be explanations in the text ~ The relevant symptoms come from Du Niang.
2. Update every day at 6:00 or 9:00 pm. If something happens, I will ask for leave!
3. Two innocent high school boys confirm their feelings for each other through cookies, 1v1, HE, late in the year (like this for a few months)
4. The author has a glassy heart and has thousands of good articles. He doesn't like to make mistakes or ruin the mood of both of us~
=========Magician Star Copywriting==========
The great magician Garno was transported to the interstellar era thousands of years later by creating a time circle.
The people there no longer study magic, but advocate technological civilization, and their castle is even used as a garbage dump.
Garno pulled out the magic wand that was used as a sign, looked at the high-tech environment around him, and said "tsk":
"It's really sad."
As a result, a live broadcast room called "Magic Academy Admissions Department" appeared on Star Network.
"Do you have the desire to suck blood? I suggest you confirm your race."
"Our academy teaches various departments of magic, as well as freshly made custom-made wands. There are very few places, first come, first served."
"I don't think the empire's method of destroying the phantom beasts is correct. Why don't you come to me and learn purification spells?"
At first, everyone thought that this person was trying to trick someone and make a fuss: [Isn't it good for a young man to rely on his reputation to make a living? Don't lie!
Until later, everyone in the live broadcast room regretted it and started posting comments: [Today is also the day where I asked where the magic academy is!
*
The ancient evil dragon Sevier woke up from his slumber, only to find that the great magician who sealed him was still alive.
In order to take revenge, Sewell decided to sneak into the magic academy and endure the humiliation, waiting for the opportunity to destroy this nemesis.
However, he got mixed up and became the proud disciple of Gano. The evil dragon took this opportunity to sneak into his room and was forced to take the form of a cub by the magic circle under his feet.
The man yawned and grabbed its tail, and said playfully: "Well, is it better to steam it or braise it?"
The dragon's tail can only be touched by those close to him. Sevier immediately started struggling with a grin on his face, and even breathed fire and burned Garno's long hair.
After a long time——
Sewell became increasingly dissatisfied as he saw more and more otherworldly species surrounding Garno. He climbed into Garno's bed at night and poked restlessly with his tail.
After being slapped away by Garno, the little evil dragon in its cub form fiercely uttered the most cowardly words:
"If you touch my tail, you will become my wife! No default!"
=====Conscience Copywriting=====
Yu Qing discovered that his sweetheart Fang Zhiyi was a bit strange.
Fang Zhiyi has been a straight man since he was a child. He can't see the kindness of those men and women towards him. They either treat each other as autistic or they all become good brothers.
Except after exercise, Yu Qing had never seen Fang Zhiyi blush.
But recently, Yu Qing noticed that Fang Zhiyi blushed too many times.
Yu Qing casually helped Fang Zhiyi turn down his collar, and the man would slap his hand away with red ears.
Yu Qing made bone soup for Fang Zhiyi, who had a sprained foot. The man drank the hot soup in one go and kicked him out of the dormitory.
Yu Qing wanted to help Fang Zhiyi blow his eyelashes, but as soon as he came forward, Fang Zhiyi pushed him away with a blushing face. The man almost tripped when he left in a hurry.
Yu Qing remembered that the abnormality started when his family asked Fang Zhiyi to bring him something.
Only his cousin's textbooks were in the bag and did not belong to him. His cousin also warned him not to look through them and to return them to him when his parents were not around.
Yu Qing's mind was moved. After opening the cover, the content inside was actually the recently popular Danmei comic. The opening chapter showed the two people kissing inseparably on the big bed.
Yu Qing: The case was solved. It turns out that the straight man's world view collapsed.
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In order to continue the friendship for many years, Yu Qing decided to have an honest talk with her friend.
One day after class, Yu Qing grabbed Fang Zhiyi, who had been avoiding him, and went to a nearby coffee shop.
Yu Qing: "Although the comics belong to my cousin, I am indeed gay."
Fang Zhiyi, who was on the opposite side, looked a little strange. He continued: "But don't worry, I only treat you as a good brother. You are not my type."
Unexpectedly, Zhiyi did not feel relieved when he heard this. Instead, he chewed the ice cubes in his mouth:
"Yu Qing, doesn't your conscience hurt?"
Yu Qing: "?"
"It was you who broke me! So..."
Fang Zhiyi blushed and said fiercely:
"You have to be responsible!!!"
[You can watch Cure Cookie's "The Cannon Fodder Dressed as a Disabled Boss" next door!
[The copy of this article will be retained on April 4, 2022, overhauled on April 22, 2022, and overhauled on September 10, 2022]
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