Mao Sheng, Please Give Me Some Advice.

Copywriting one: A new-age singer under the flashlight, but behind him is a suicidal young man who stays up late to chase novels? Broad daylight Wu Yuanhao held the microphone and smiled warmly: "Thank you everyone for your support. I will continue to work hard." "Ah ah ah, Haohao, mother loves you!" "Husband, I love you!" "Son, mom, please, look here!" "Haohao, you are still so beautiful, woohoo!" "Husband, husband, you heartless man, don't you want your wife anymore?" "Brother, sister is here to see you!" Night Wu Yuanhao held the mouse, stared at the screen, and muttered: "Ah ah ah, big brother, why haven't you updated it yet?" "Can you learn from other majors and update 10,000-character essays every day?" "I don't ask for much, just a few more updates, please! Update it quickly! " Suddenly, the screen refreshed briefly, and the article was updated! Wu Yuanhao's eyes shone, "Ah, more updates! More updates!!!" Hold the mouse and run at lightning speed! Click to enter! Suddenly his eyes went black and he died suddenly... Ah this... Wu Yuanhao didn't know until his death that he actually died suddenly because of staying up late and chasing novels... (Reader: What a ** nonsense) He looked at the slightly transparent hands and fell into deep thought. "I ** am I dead?" At this moment, our little protagonist feels the collapse of his life "Oh my God!!!" "My novel!!!" "I fucking died suddenly before I even saw the new chapter, woo woo woo woo!" "At least let me watch it before I die!" "My *** browser hasn't deleted it yet!" "I want to remain innocent in this world!" Suddenly, Wu Yuanhao felt tired and opened his mouth to say something, but his eyes went black and he fell down forever. Wu Yuanhao died, this article ends here (Editor: laugh Reader: Want a blade? The editor is ashamed and shakes his head Reader: Keep writing! The editor wipes away the sweat and writes with tears in his eyes) When Wu Yuanhao woke up again, his head was heavy, as if he had just been fucked? ! ? ! (Ah, sorry, this is not the part of this article...) Wu Yuanhao discovered that he was still alive! ! Not dead! ! Oh yeah! ! "Meow?" Wu Yuanhao looked confused? "Meow? Meow! Meow meow meow!!!" "Me*? Did I become a meow?" Copywriting 2 The seemingly gentle new-age actor is actually a cat-control maniac? And you're also a severe cat hair allergy sufferer? Broad daylight "Ahhh! It's Si Nan!" "Shh" Duanmu Sinan gently raised his slender fingers and put them in front of his mouth. A pair of clear eyes looked at the pair of girls in front of him calmly. The girls quickly covered their mouths and nodded very seriously. Duanmu Sinan smiled slightly, and the warm smile filled the girl's heart. Girl: Ahhh! It's so foul, so handsome! ! ! It's a pity that I can't shout out Duanmu Sinan passed through the girls and came to the pet shop. "Store manager! Store manager!!!" The clerk nervously pulled on the store manager's clothes and whispered: "What's wrong? Are you in a panic? Young people must learn to communicate with Don't be alarmed and deal with things without chaos. " The store manager looked at the clerk happily, with a loving look on his face "No, no, there's someone over there... There's someone..." "What happened to this person? No one is abnormal." The store manager looked in the direction of the clerk's finger, and a smile froze on his face... Our dear male protagonist Duanmu Sinan wears a fisherman's hat, sunglasses and a black mask on his face, which is so perfect that no one can see his face. He is lying in front of the floor-to-ceiling glass of the pet shop, looking at the kitten with a sly look. At this moment, the actor's heart was: Ahhh! So cute! I really want to suck it! How could it be so cute! ! ! At this moment, the clerk looked at the store manager with a panicked look and had a silent spiritual communication: Call the police? No need Look at him like this, he must not be a good person! Yeah, yeah, indeed Then call the police! OK then So, three hours later, a piece of news became a hot search topic. "Shocking, a well-known actor was called into the police station by a store clerk because he dressed too much like a thief." At the same time, Duanmu Sinan's parents Duanmu Daoqing and mother Qin Qiuhui, who were enjoying tea in the mansion, were speechless after seeing the news. Duanmu Sinan, his brother who was in a group meeting, also twitched his mouth a few times and looked helpless after seeing it. Intention: Let's read a book, I'm too lazy to write