Pre-released article "I Only Like Your Pheromones"
Copywriting of this article:
Shen Qisheng has acted in countless bad movies since his debut, and none of them received a rating of 3 or more, but he still believes that he is an undiscovered gem.
Audience: After so many years of acting, it's as bad as ever.
Shen Qisheng: There is not just one way to perform.
Audience: Not only is the acting bad, but the script is also bad. There is no basic logic. Even elementary school students can write better than this.
Shen Qisheng: That's called blank space and space for imagination, do you understand? Elementary school students don't need to explain it so clearly when watching the drama.
The advantage of being confused is that even if you fight the audience online for 300 rounds, no one will care.
Mucha's dream of becoming an actor was ignited after he became an extra. He believed that he would be able to counterattack and become the best actor by relying on his talent and hard work.
After playing a few supporting roles in Shen Qisheng's films, I finally got a supporting role with a heavier role.
He excitedly posted on his blog: There are no small roles, only small actors. As long as you persist, you will have a chance to shine.
Netizen: I wish you always act in bad movies, but don't harm other movies.
Later, netizens' "blessings" came true.
Shen Qisheng and Mucha were pulled into a certain space to participate in acting competitions, shoot movies, and compete for the Best Actor Award.
The scariest horror movie that relies solely on sound effects and only movie posters
A bloody urban romance film that will shatter your outlook on morality and morality.
In addition to being melancholy, it is also a melancholy pretentious literary film.
After reading the script, Shen Qisheng flipped up the table and said, "What idiot wrote this script? It's rubbish without even basic causes and consequences!"
Mu Xia: "... Brother Shen, where is the blank space and room for imagination that you promised?"
A "veteran" senior in the bad movie industry attacked a rookie "dream-chasing" in the entertainment industry.
Very important eating guidelines:
1. The acting is really bad, and the purpose of its existence is for everyone to complain about, but the characters have grown.
2. There is no prototype. All characters and plots are made up by the author, which is better than a bad screenwriter. There are similar phenomena to reality. The author only focuses on the phenomenon and not on any specific person.
3. Imaginary background, many plots and settings may not be consistent with reality for comedy effect, please do not delve deeper.
4. No one has seen more bad movies than the author.
Pre-receipt of the article "I Only Like Your Pheromones":
Happy and sunny on the surface, pessimistic on the surface, self-destructive, and sexually obsessed, but belatedly aware of it and paranoid about engaging in pure love attacks
Jing Yin has experienced great changes in his family and firmly believes that fate changes and the future is unpredictable, so it is better to take advantage of the moment.
His life motto is: If you are happy in life, you must have all the fun, and you will enter the gate of hell tomorrow.
Therefore, when the young richest man, S-class Alpha Duan Cenxiu, placed the marriage contract in front of him, he signed it without hesitation for a second.
Seeing the person who was once out of reach being tortured by pheromone disorder, he actually felt lucky, because this was his only chance to get close to Duan Cenxiu.
After two years of marriage, Jing Yin played the role of Duan Cenxiu's omega partner with all her heart, loving him with all her strength. Sometimes Duan Cenxiu would feel that he was too involved in the drama, and would remind him with a cold face: "I just need your pheromones, I hope you don't get it wrong."
Until Duan Cenxiu's Bai Yueguang returned to China, Jing Yin knew it was time for him to leave, so he gave her wedding gifts and blessings and disappeared into Duan Cenxiu's world.
But he didn't expect that Duan Cenxiu would come to him and ask him with red eyes: "'I am deeply obsessed with Cen Xiu and I can't help myself.' 'I will stay with Cen Xiu in this life.' 'My whole person and heart belong to Cen Xiu.' Aren't these the words you said?"
Jing Yin looked shocked: "Did I act for you?"
Jing Yin believes that love is just a short-lived feeling that will disappear. Just appreciate it when it comes, and say goodbye calmly when it's gone.
But Duan Cenxiu insists that since he loves, he must love for a lifetime.
Intention: Accept your own mediocrity and live a good life every day.
