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[Please pre-accept the next book "Magic Brush Cub, My Paintings Become Popular" and "I Rely on High Technology to Make My Brother Become Popular"]
When the invention system was about to retire, it encountered the biggest Waterloo in the entire life——
Wrongly bound human cub, aged four and a half.
In order to save his pension, the system devil whispered: Zai Zai, go ahead and get on the biggest stage with that male star, and you will find Daddy Mommy.
The latest season of "Little Inventors" welcomes its youngest contestant, Qiuqiu.
In the preliminary round, other children invented a balloon basket, and Qiuqiu's homemade rocket announced a successful launch, which shocked netizens around the world.
In the rematch, other children invented a water purifier, Qiuqiu made a seawater filter, and the water-scarce country fell into madness.
After that, Qiuqiu developed a photolithography machine and hand-made a spaceship, which completely became popular on the entire Internet.
Netizen: Wait, you call this a gizmo? ?
Qiuqiu made a milky voice: "That's it... That way... And then this way again."
Netizens were so excited that they kept slamming the table: ... Well said! Zaizai, can you say it again? Can't understand.
Qiuqiu is worried, and the adults don't seem very smart.
After "Little Inventors" ended, the reporter conducted a routine interview with the participating children: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a scientist when I grow up."
"I want to become a doctor in the future."
"I want to be a teacher when I grow up."
Qiuqiu, who won the gold medal for invention: "I don't want to grow up. When I grow up, I will become stupid."
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With the introduction of the double reduction policy, reporters from the News Network received anonymous reports from enthusiastic people that some people were running tutoring classes without a license.
The reporter rushed into the small dark room and prepared to rescue the suffering baby.
Qiuqiu stood in front of the blackboard and wrote a long list of formulas fiercely. Sitting below——
The grandfather of the richest man in the country, the father of a domineering CEO, the mother of a top fashion designer, and the brother of a top actor.
The top actor brother who had just been slapped on the palm for giving a wrong answer raised his trembling hand: save me.
Netizen: ... The richest man's family failed to get into Tsinghua University's remedial class, which even Qiuqiu couldn't stand.
[Screenshot taken on 2022.4.2]
[Tips before reading: The plot of Su Shuang is very exaggerated, and it is really a mindless and refreshing novel.
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Pre-collection ① "Magic Brush Cub, His Paintings Become Popular"
Before Paopao was about to return to a wealthy family with his mother, he picked up a magic pen that could make his dreams come true.
The elf in the magic pen tells Paopao that she and her mother are cannon fodder heroines in a novel about a rich family. Their father disappeared and abandoned them. The wealthy grandfather despised her. Her cousin called her a little bastard. In the end, they will be sent to the countryside to fend for themselves.
The Magic Pen Elf was very excited: Do you want to avoid this ending? Come on, kid, let's prove the truth through painting!
Bubble: O. O ok.
There is an additional blogger on Weibo with the ID name "Little Painter" who shares paintings every day:
The first painting is a fruit tree with strange fruits. Police calls were received in many places, and spiritual fruits full of spiritual energy that can cure cancer grew in the garden!
The second painting is a cute mushroom house. The mushroom house that suddenly appeared is made of special materials and can be called the best shelter in the world!
The third painting is a car with small wings. The next day, the car sprouted wings and flew all over the sky, shocking the entire Internet!
Netizen:? ? ? No, you call this painting?
Pao Pao became an Internet sensation, and netizens all over the Internet were frantically searching for the mysterious little painter. Pao Pao was secretly assigned an S-level mission by China.
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In order to make a little money, Paopao followed his mother to participate in a parent-child variety show.
On the first day of broadcast, the program team held a painting parent-child activity.
Bubble made a one-to-one replica of the banknotes and gave them to her mother: "I want to draw a lot of small coins for my mother!"
Mom: "..."
Netizens were stunned: ... Zai Zai, you are really punished.
Later, Paopao painted mountains and rivers to improve the environment. Netizens discovered that Paopao was a young painter who became popular all over the Internet. At the same time, Paopao broadcasted his paintings globally——
Foreign netizen: Damn it, is she drawing our aircraft carrier? ? Stop it!
Domestic netizens are excited: Let her draw! Let her draw! Don't stop anyone!
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Later, Paopao was doted on by a wealthy family. Looking at his lonely mother, Paopao decided to make a perfect new father for himself.
The handsome man walked out of the painting, hugged his mother with tears in her eyes, picked up the confused Bubbles, and asked her with a smile: "Do you want to paint some more green on your dad's head?"
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Pre-collection ② "I relied on high technology to make my brother famous"
Jiang Ning's younger brother Jiang Feng participated in the home variety show "My Home Life". On the first day of the live broadcast, the food spoiled due to a broken refrigerator, and the entire crew went to the hospital for gastric evacuations.
The anti-fans were furious until Jiang Feng replaced the refrigerator and was shocked: "!! Why doesn't your refrigerator need to be plugged in?"
Jiang Feng: "I don't know, my sister gave it to me."
As the control group for the wealthy protagonist, Jiang Feng had no nannies or servants everywhere, so Jiang Ning gave him dozens of nanny robots.
Netizens were shocked when they saw the nanny robot that surpassed modern technology: "Where did you come from? We want to have it too!"
Jiang Feng: "I don't know, my sister gave it to me."
Jiang Feng's small home was gradually replaced by pieces of epoch-making high technology. Netizens went from shock to numbness, until netizens saw the micro-lithography machine in Jiang Feng's home, which shocked the world.
Jiang Feng explained: "This is..."
Netizens were extremely excited: "We know this is a gift from our sister!"
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Jiang Feng became famous on the Internet, but Jiang Ning became the most popular and mysterious top figure on the Internet.
One day, Jiang Ning finally showed up to visit his biological brother, and netizens got wind of it.
Countless netizens shouted: "Sister, look at me, we are your half-brothers and sisters living abroad!"
Jiang Ning: "..."
Purpose: Study hard to serve the motherland