"You are my brother, not my boyfriend, you know that?!"
"Well... But... I don't like the title 'brother'. It feels so unfamiliar..."
"Then what would you like me to call you?"
"You can call me whatever I call you."
"... Baby?!"
"I'm here."
"Go away!!!"
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