"Handbook for Overcoming Tribulation: How to Make the Emperor Chase His Wife on His Knees"
[When he cut out the immortal bones to make a betrothal, he never thought that one day he would have to gouge out his heart to make amends]
Everyone in Jiuchongtian knows that the emperor has a quirk——
Every day at Mao hour, I must bow my head to the void, as if I am kneeling down to worship my lover who does not exist.
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First Life·Mortal World
Xiahou Zun clutched a snow-colored ankle in the mud.
The Immortal in the Mist hung her wet long hair and turned the hot medicinal properties into ripples on the surface of the pond: "Mortal, do you know that two people need three matchmakers and six betrothals?"
Later, the young general's wedding sedan ran over the frozen lotus pond, and the wedding candle reflected the beautiful bones curled up under the broken ice.
Second Life·Heavenly Tribulation Chapter
When the emperor crushed the ghost's throat bone, blood spattered on the Sansheng Stone.
Juan Bai looked at the Zhuxian Sword that penetrated his chest and chuckled: "The Emperor's sword is more effective at stabbing people than talking about love."
Third Life: Chasing Wife
When the most noble emperor of the three realms knelt in front of the well of reincarnation, Gui Chai tremblingly handed over the roster:
"That person said... Let you go through thousands of love tribulations one by one before we meet again."
★Personality reversal paradox★
Juan Bai: The lotus fairy with a pure heart and few desires → Killing gods and becoming a ghost fairy
Xiahou Zun: A ruthless and unjust general → crazy criticizing the emperor who chases his wife
"You taught me about the seven emotions and six desires, but you want me to watch you marry someone else?"
"If I want to marry you, I will write three letters and six etiquettes, and carry a sedan chair eight times."
"Emperor, your betrothal gift... I cannot afford it."
[Reading warning]
◆Double Crazy Aesthetics/Chasing Wife Crematorium/Xianxia Sadomasochism
◆Early stage: scum without knowing the attack × broken cold feeling
◆Later stage: The crazy man chases his wife and attacks × Bai Qie Hei seduces
◆Three lives of reincarnation + twins + forced love
◆Highlight: In the later stage, eighteen holes will be opened
Slices of famous scenes
■On the wedding night, the general kicked open the ice and fished out the beauty who was frozen into glass: "The lotus flower you gave me is dirty. I think it's dirty."
■The Ghost Immortal on the Zhuxian Stage crushed his life card and said, "Look, Emperor, this is how we both owe each other nothing."
■In front of the Sansheng Stone, the emperor dug out half of his heart: "Is it enough to say 'husband' to you now?"
Food Guide
1.1V1 Shuangjie/HE/past and present life
2. Blindness in the early stage of attack and self-mutilation in the later stage to chase your wife
3. Receive a complete growth line from softness to blackness
4. Contains elements such as forced love/imprisonment/yandere etc.
"You give me a hundred years of loneliness, and I will give you a thousand lifetimes of love."
The most cruel revenge in the world is to make the Lord of the Nine Heavens taste the feeling of not being able to ask for it.
Intention: Be positive and keep striving
