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Xie Baozhu traveled to ancient times and became a noble princess for several years, and then suddenly traveled back to her first life.
She is the cannon fodder in a book and is just four years old.
Moreover, her father, the founding emperor in ancient times, also came...
After a preliminary understanding of the modern world, Xie Yuan said deeply: Bao'er, dad has decided to be the president.
He could conquer a kingdom before, and he can do it now too!
Xie Baozhu: ... Dad, stop being president and come over and clean the toilet first.
Xie Yuan:......
His empire is really dead!
Living in modern times, the father and daughter were so poor that they couldn't even afford to eat. They had no choice but to participate in a dating variety show.
When Xie Yuan, who was dressed in ancient charm and had a transcendent demeanor, appeared on the stage, all the female guests' eyes lit up.
Then they discovered... This man couldn't read:)
Netizen: [Can Jiuluoyu be on the show? Illiterates, go away!
Until Xie Yuan splashed ink and impressed everyone in calligraphy with his good calligraphy
Netizen: [Disrespectful, I am the illiterate myself OTL]
Xie Baozhu used his incredible photographic memory to easily solve the problems presented by the program crew and led everyone to find the supplies.
Netizen: [Female Goose is so smart! The country owes me a little cotton-padded jacket!
Xie Baozhu negotiated with the person in charge of the supplies seriously:
We don't have any money, can I leave my father to you?
Although he can't read, he can eat and drink, and he has a promising future!
Netizen: [The little cotton-padded jacket that leaks wind, filial piety brings strength]
The poor father and daughter suddenly became famous, and their fame was endless.
Xie Baozhu: Dad, I'm only four years old, and you don't understand modern knowledge.
Apart from moving bricks, I'm afraid you can't support me.
How about... You can find me a stepmother in this variety show?
Xie Yuan: ... Unfilial daughter! You underestimate your father!
Then, under Xie Baozhu's shocked eyes, her father used incredible means to quickly become a business tycoon.
Xie Yuan picked up his little daughter and hummed: No matter where you are, daddy will let you be a princess!
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Reporter Interview: Mr. Xie, how did you start from scratch and create such a family business?
Xie Yuan: If I can't be the president, I can only become the CEO reluctantly.
Reporter:……?
I suspect you are pretending, and I have evidence!
Xie Baozhu's childish voice came: Dad! Hungry! Have a meal!
Xie Yuan stood up instantly: Dad is here!
The reporter looked at his back: ... Is this the president?
This is the manager! ! !
[The father who is born to be a king with a heavy burden and the daughter of Pipixia who hates others pretending to be B]
Things to note:
1. Dad has no CP
2. My daughter has a CP, a childhood sweetheart, and probably some stories about past and present lives.
3. Regarding why my father writes about dating variety shows even though he has no CP: Because dating variety shows are relatively vulgar [? ] I just want to see the burdened emperor dad being forced to go into business, and because of the plot, the dating variety show will turn into a baby variety show sooner or later [?
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After Ji Xingzhu died, he was bound to a cannon fodder system.
The system requires her to play the role of the vicious fiancée who ruthlessly breaks off the engagement when the hero is at his lowest point in a novel by Long Aotian, and will reward her with 30 billion when she succeeds.
Ji Xingzhu: Deal!
However, Long Aotian's golden finger system malfunctioned and was returned to the factory for repairs. The cannon fodder system could only be temporarily used.
Cannon Fodder System: I can only bind you to one person, so... Let you pretend to be the male protagonist's cheat system!
Ji Xingzhu: ... This is another price:)
After being forced to take up the job, Ji Xingzhu started his career as a professional.
Long Aotian fell into despair——
Ji Xingzhu was arrogant and rude: How could you, a loser with a bankrupt family, be worthy of me? Break off an engagement!
At the same time, the Golden Finger System played by Ji Xingzhu spoke impassionedly in Long Aotian's mind:
Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty! Host, don't worry, this fiancée will regret it sooner or later!
Long Aotian remained silent.
After the performance, Ji Xingzhu did not forget to show off his system: How was it? My acting skills are good!
Cannon Fodder System: What do you mean...?
Ji Xingzhu: I need to pay more!
After Long Aotian turned over——
Ji Xingzhu cried and shouted: wuwuwu, I was wrong! Forgive me!
At the same time, Ji Xingzhu was gloating in Long Aotian's mind:
Haha, this woman who always follows people's influence, does she regret it now? This is retribution! Host, humiliate her with words quickly and mercilessly!
Long Aotian raised his eyebrows, but instead of lecturing his fiancée as in the original novel, he stepped forward and gently wiped away her tears:
Don't cry, I forgive you.
Ji Xingzhu:...? ? ?
Next, no matter how Ji Xingzhu tries to commit suicide in reality, or how she instigates as the golden finger of the male protagonist,
Long Aotian has always held his fiancée, who dislikes poverty and loves wealth, in the palm of his hand
Countless people lamented that Ji Xingzhu had a good life. By doing this, her fiancé became passionately devoted to her.
Ji Xingzhu panicked and discussed with the cannon fodder system: What should I do? If he doesn't play by the rules, will I not get a salary of 30 billion? !
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At this time, the hero's original golden finger system was finally repaired.
On the day of return, the Golden Finger System looked at Ji Xingzhu and her Cannon Fodder System without words:
When you two bound Long Aotian, why didn't you block him?
Ji Xingzhu & Cannon Fodder System: ... What do you mean?
Goldfinger: It means that when you two communicate in his mind, he can hear it.
Ji Xingzhu: ... A kind of plant.
Just when Ji Xingzhu was about to pack her things and run away, her fiancé blocked her way.
The fiancé smiled lightly: I will give you 80 billion to stay with me.
Ji Xingzhu:!
Ji Xingzhu: It doesn't seem impossible...
The cannon fodder system roared: You money junkie! Wake up!
Motto: Family love is priceless