Xianyu Tong: I have two principles.
Chen Yanyou: Which two are not?
Xianyu Tong: Neither this nor that.
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Chen Yanyou: Don't force me to change your name, I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it...
Xianyutong: shivering
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Xianyu Tong: I'm sorry, I just want you to eat.
Chen Yanyou: So?
Xianyu Tong: I used all my life's knowledge to brute force to fix the bug and give you a good meal.
Chen Yanyou: What a lifetime of learning, rubbish
Intention: Salted fish can also turn around one day