The Evil God of Police Officer Matsuda's Family

What happened was that on the first day a certain curly-haired man entered the police academy, he heard rumors that the police academy was haunted. So the fearless curly-haired man and his friends bravely broke into the haunted men's dormitory. From then on, his world view collapsed. For example, when standing under a tree, your head will be hit by a clog. The culprit silently thought: Keep it cooked. For example, in the same class at the same time, there will often be one more student. A certain curly hair was full of doubts: Why didn't anyone notice? For another example, when attending a social gathering with Young Tongran, the cat would be pinched by the back of his neck. The man's voice was low and melodious, and asked one word at a time: "It's so late, where else do you want to go wild?" The ace boss of an explosive ordnance disposal team: "... Do you believe me when I say I'm going to relax?" * The world consciousness gave birth to a god who did not belong to Takamagahara. In order to stabilize the god's divinity, the world consciousness packed the god overnight and released it into the human world to experience the truth, goodness and beauty of the world. Who would have thought... When the god opened his eyes, all he saw were evil thoughts. When the world's consciousness didn't know it, he grew into an evil god. When the world's consciousness noticed, the evil god was holding a marriage certificate and personally put the shackles of love on himself. Reading guide: 1. OOC warning. 2. The police academy team rescued, but not all of them. The text will explain this. 3. How could the evil god be sick and weak? It's just a way to trap cats. Intention: None