The Boss Is Back to Protect Our Earth

[Aura recovery, technological cultivation, behind-the-scenes flow~] Xi Yan has been wreaking havoc in the world of cultivation for 30,000 years. He finally blew up the dog Tiandao who had deceived him and returned to his hometown, Earth, to retire. On earth, he has been dead for 20 years, with only a grave left... Xi Yan had been tired for tens of thousands of years, so he immediately packed up all the money and moved into the tomb. Unexpectedly, before my butt was even hot from sitting, a voice started to howl. Earth and Heaven: Help! Dirty brother, the world is going to kill me┌(.Д.)┐ Xi Yan:...... There's no way to quit this break, right? - The big world is coming fiercely, and the earth is unable to resist it. Xi Yan had no choice but to roll up his sleeves. Set off the revival of spiritual energy, lead the whole people to cultivate immortality, and set up cannons in the universe! Wait for the big world to attack, cover it with firepower, and blast it with one cannon! Big World:? ? ? Something is wrong with this little world! Until the man who had blown it up appeared and gave it a kind smile. Big World:… Get out! ! Don't come here! (ΩДΩ) ---------- Amway has pre-ordered this copy, please collect it~~~ "The Underworld Baby Raising APP" has no CP, male protagonist, and a story about raising a baby in another dimension = 3= Jin Huaizi is an old ghost who has no incense. Finally one day, things turn around and he grabs a mobile phone that was burned in the world! There is a small game on it where you are raising cubs as an ancestor. Being an ancestor = having descendants = incense! Jin·Poor Old Ghost·Huaizi:! ! ! Isn't this tailor-made for me? He has raised this cub, and he is sure to be his ancestor! Jin Huaizi rubbed his hands, clicked on the game, and adopted his first cub... - Zaizai No. 1 Is a pitiful little man who is extremely in need of love. As long as others give him a little false love, he can devote his whole life to it. Jin Huaizi: With a cub like this, what else do I need to worry about? So Jin Huaizi painfully fed Zaizai No. 1 The steamed buns he had saved for hundreds of years. Zaizai No. 1, Who was about to faint from hunger, suddenly stuffed a steamed bun with black smoke into his mouth:? ? ? Who wants to poison me to death! ! - Zaizai No. 2 Is a paranoid lunatic who longs for family affection. In order to ensure a happy family, he kills the whole family and reunites them in the underworld. Jin Huaizi: ... Fortunately, I am not his father. This cub pricks your hand, so don't let it go. Before Jin Huaizi left, he was very kind and taught him: As a human being, don't hang yourself on a tree. Your parents are not satisfied this time. You can get a few different parents! Zaizai No. 2, Who was sharpening his knife, suddenly heard a kind and gentle voice in his mind. It was the voice of his dream father! #It makes sense, the next dad is you! # - Zaizai No. 3... - Later, as he raised more and more cubs, Jin Huaizi finally realized his ultimate dream - a prosperous family and a family full of descendants! #Be the most beautiful ghost in the underworld! # ------- New article by gay friends "Being a fun person on the battlefield of all races" Gong Yile was unfortunately stabbed to death in the street while watching the excitement and traveled to a different world. Bad news: This is a cruel cultivation era where thousands of races are fighting, and he is just a high school student with no power. Good news: He finally activated the golden finger - [on-hook training system]. As long as you have the skills, practice, alchemy, and weapon refining... You can hang out 24 hours a day without limit! Ever since. A peerless genius of the human race is rising, but his style of painting... Seems a little wrong. —— The ancestors of several major families were given a life-extending pill, which could hit a dog's brain until it came out. Gong Yile watched forcefully and took out a handful of fragrant elixirs to eat as melon seeds. The ancestors were licking, and suddenly they all looked at the pill in Gong Yile's hand: What are you taking? Gong Yile swallowed the last longevity pill: hiccup, it's gone. Everyone (raising knives): ... Ahhh! ! * The ten major races launched a war of genocide for the ancient spiritual treasure, and the battlefield was filled with blood and mourning. Gong Yile watched aggressively and took out a set of small benches, tables and chairs specially designed for eating melons. Everyone looked at the bench under Gong Yile's butt: You, you... What the hell did you make the magic weapon into? ! Gong Yi Le (picking up the bench): You, don't come over! ! * The martial arts treasures of all races were mysteriously stolen, and all races went crazy to hunt for the culprit. Gong Yile gathered around to watch and kindly presented many clues to the murderer: I saw with my own eyes that day that the thief slipped in from this location. Look, there are footprints here! Wanzu:……→_→ Gongyile:? ? All races (sharpening their swords). Gong Yi Le: Wait, even if the size of the shoe print is exactly the same as mine, you can't slander me! Wanzu: Dog thief, take your life! ! Gong Yi Le: ... Tsk. After a big battle. Gong Yile looked at the people on the ground who could no longer get up, and slowly put away his weapons. He reprimanded him righteously and bitterly: I said, if it's not me, it's not me. My father-in-law never lies! Everyone:...? ? Your surname is Gongyi! ! Mission: It's hard to leave your homeland, lead your homeland to ride the wind and waves