I Rely on the Dress-Up System to Pretend to Be a God

1. Taisheng Wei traveled through time. Good news: I have become the son of a noble family, my father loves my mother, and I have no worries about food and clothing. Bad news: I had a high fever for a week as soon as I opened my eyes and almost died on the spot. What's even more outrageous is that what he is bound to is not a golden finger that dominates the world, but a "cross-dressing system" - a lottery is drawn once a day, and special effects can be activated by collecting all the suits. Sounds wonderful, right? Result—— On the first day, he drew a luminous pearl and it appeared out of thin air. He could only fool the whole family that he was the "reincarnation of the Dragon Lord". The next year, he collected the [Fox Charm·Rouge] suit. The effect: making people fall into a trance just by looking at him. In the fifth year, he drew prizes thousands of times. There were so many luminous pearls that they could be used as marbles, but there were only a few suits. In the tenth year, he finally gathered all the [Dragon Girl·Yun Ni Yu Po] Tai Shengwei: "Very good, it's time to show real skills." So—— There is a severe drought in Heyang, refugees are everywhere, the court is doing nothing, and the princes are watching. The young master of the Taisheng family stood on the altar, waved his sleeves, dark clouds came over him, and a heavy rain poured down. The people knelt down and shouted: "The reincarnation of the Dragon King! The real Dragon Emperor!" ——The troubled times are coming, and he wants to be the "god" enshrined on the altar. "If this world needs a god, then I will be the one." 2. Tai Shengwei's power has just begun to grow, and he has many supporters, and the people call him "The Son of Destiny". However, the enemy army sent 100,000 elite troops, claiming to be "indestructible", and marched directly towards Heyang. Even worse news: Tai Shengwei only had 30,000 militiamen under his command, with incomplete armor and insufficient arrows. In the military tent, the generals looked pale. "Sir, withdraw... We can't fight this battle!" "The opposite side is heavy cavalry! We can't even put together a shield formation!" Taisheng lowered his head slightly to drink tea, and the system light screen unfolded in front of his eyes. [Current set·'Fengbo·Yu Tianxing' (SR)]: Already collected (4/4). He put down the tea cup and chuckled: "Who said we want to withdraw?" On the battlefield, the enemy's cavalry pressed down like black clouds. Taisheng Wei rode alone and stood in front of the formation. "What is that lunatic going to do?!" The enemy general laughed, "Does he want to block my iron hoof with his flesh and blood?!" The next moment, the wind suddenly rose. Taisheng raised his hand slightly and put on the wind pattern crown, the flowing clouds were flying in the air, he stepped on the wind boots and touched the saddle, and the whole person soared into the sky! From his flute lips, a sharp flute sound tore through the sky—— "Wha-!!!" The hurricane was like a dragon, rolling up sand and rocks all over the sky, turning the sky and the earth into darkness. War horses neighed, armor collided, and a hundred thousand troops were in chaos. "Sorcery! This is sorcery!" "Help! I can't see-!" Thirty thousand militiamen took the opportunity to cover up the enemy and defeated the enemy. After the war, rumors spread— "Master Taisheng summons the wind from heaven and defeats thousands of armies with a flute!" "How can this be a mortal? It's obviously Feng Bo who came to this world!" Taisheng played the Xiaokong flute slightly and looked towards the capital. "Fairy? Ha..." "I will be the god of this troubled world." —— False gods and true power, from the son of destiny to the common ruler of the world ......... Pre-receipt of "Straight Man, But Bind to the Demonic Concubine System" Yin Zhongyu became a scholar and became the second son of a scholar in the Ministry of Etiquette in a certain male channel—— A cannon fodder without a name. Good news: I come from a noble family, so I have no worries about food and drink. Bad news: This is the last dynasty, and war is about to begin. Even better news: He's bound to the cheat system. Even worse news: the system is called the "Demon Concubine Development System". "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the 'Ice Muscle and Jade Bone' buff. His skin can be broken by blowing a bomb~" "Congratulations to the host for unlocking the skill of 'Lotus Growing Every Step', which brings special effects of petals when walking~" "Please host to complete the initial task as soon as possible: let the emperor fall in love with you at first sight in the imperial garden, and be rewarded with a halo of 'causing disaster to the country and the people'~" Yin Zhongyu looked at the face in the bronze mirror that had been changed by the system into male and female, and slammed the mirror: "I am a pure man of 1.8 Meters, what is the use of this broken system?! Is this to accelerate the demise of the Liang Dynasty?!" The system coldly reminded: "It has been detected that the fusion between the host and the original owner's body is less than 60%. If the life extension task is not completed, the host will bleed to death in a month." Just when Yin Zhongyu was about to lie down and die, he was forced to get up at four o'clock to go to school because the prince was accompanying him. On his first day in the palace, he discovered that the legendary dark and violent sixth prince behaved exactly like his modern best friend! Yin Zhongyu (testing): "Odd changes to even, doesn't change?" The Sixth Prince (pupil earthquake): "See the quadrants for symbols?" Under the tree that day, two time-travelers sighed. Xiao Huang: "I am tied to the 'Tyrant Growth System'. If you don't kill people, you will be in severe pain." Yin Zhongyu: "I am a 'monster concubine training system'. If I don't seduce the emperor, I will feel heartache." The two systems suddenly popped up prompts at the same time: "A captureable object has been detected! It is recommended that hosts bind each other!" Yin Zhongyu: "???" Shen Mingyi: "... This system is quite capable of doing things." So Liang Chaoye gradually discovered: The war horses of the Sixth Prince's Mansion were suddenly able to give birth three times a year—— The "birth pill" given by Yin Zhongyu is really useful. The "Fairy Xuantian" who appeared during the flood in Huainan was interested in the Sixth Prince? —— It was Yin Zhongyu who used colorful clothes and feathers to dress up as gods. The legend of the "goddess beyond the Great Wall" suddenly spread in the border areas? —— Yin Zhongyu pretended to be a businesswoman and used the aura of "powerful country and beautiful city" to deceive enemy intelligence. The imperial censor was heartbroken: "Young master of the Yin family is deceiving the public with his evil words!" Shen Mingyi, who is now the emperor: "Is he deceiving the public with his evil words? I want to see who dares to touch me..." Before he finished speaking, Yin Zhongyu kicked open the study door: "Shen Mingyi! Did you feed my fertility pill to the female elephant in the Royal Beast Garden?!" Later history books recorded: In the twenty-seventh year of Jinghe, the sixth prince Shen Mingyi raised troops to clear the emperor's side. On the day he ascended the throne, the new emperor thrust the imperial seal into Yin Zhongyu's hand in public: "Isn't the last mission of the Yao Fei system 'causing chaos in the imperial court'? Come, I will teach you what it means to be a professional counterpart." 1V1 double clean HE. The tyrant who is cold on the outside and crazy on the inside attacks × complains about the straight man and the enchanting concubine. Purpose: Don't look at problems with fixed concepts, learn to be flexible