Demining! ! !
This is your daily routine! Based on real experience! Don't spray if you don't like it!
(It's okay to scold me, but don't scold my protagonist. I know there are things she did wrong, but people always grow up)
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Me! Just an ordinary brainless girl! Sometimes I want to tell a cold joke, but it always makes the atmosphere tense.
When i wake up my sister
Me: "Get up quickly! The sun is shining on your butt! Stop sleeping like a dead pig!" After saying that, I lay down on my sister's body with a bang.
Sister: "Hey, my old waist!... Sister, can you get off of me?"
When I get out of school with my classmates
"Oh!"
Me: "Do you know what I look like to you lately?"
Classmate: "... What does it look like?"
Me: "It looks like a pathogen, you idiot! Can you wear a mask!!!"
Classmate: "..."
When I come home at night and find my quilt is a mess
Me: "Dad, did you go to my room to sleep again at noon?"
Dad: "Yeah, it's so cold in your bed. Why is it only covered with a quilt on such a cold day?"
Me: "Can you please hold my quilt? It's like a doghouse!! And you're afraid of the cold, so don't sleep!!"
In short, it is "my" daily life.
Purpose: Take a look at the daily lives of ordinary people