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Gu Wanqing, as the female protagonist in a sadomasochistic novel, was pushed down the stairs by her female partner because of her 'physical weakness'. She was locked out of the villa by a servant in a weather that was ten degrees below zero. She was forced to walk five kilometers by the male protagonist's secretary. However, she was still physically disabled and strong-willed. The more she was abused, the stronger she became.
System prompt: Please maintain the character of the heroine who is weak but has a tough character.
Gu Wanqing, who was confused after entering the book, looked at the arrogant servant in front of her and bossed her around, and subconsciously followed this unfamiliar voice.
She showed off her best acting skills as a new actress, her face turned pale in an instant, and her whole body was shaky, as if she would faint in the next second, followed by a suppressed cough.
The system silently stuffed the prepared golden finger 'Sickness Halo' behind its back.
Facing the cold treatment from the male protagonist, the weak Gu Wanqing said: Ahem——
Facing the difficulties faced by the female supporting character, the sickly Gu Wanqing: Ahem——
Faced with the coercion of the kidnappers, the weak Gu Wanqing: Ahem——
From now on, everyone welcomes a 'tough' heroine who is extremely weak, can neither be too cold nor too hot, and will faint if she takes more than one step, but still works hard.
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Once he traveled through time, Su Li became... The way of heaven in the world of cultivating immortals.
The previous Tiandao ran away, leaving a lot of messes that need to be repaired by the current Tiandao.
Looking at the big holes in the world of immortality.
Su Li: Don't worry, let's have a meal first.
However, she didn't know that others could hear her voice while she was eating melon.
So, when the representatives of the major sects held a serious meeting:
What? Bai Yueguang, the Supreme Elder of the Chengtian Sect, the Buddhist disciple of the Thousand Buddhas Sect, and the leader of the Wanjian Sect, are actually the same person?
Everyone:? ! !
Is this what we can listen to! !
[Good guy, you are worthy of being the leader of the Hehuan Sect. You have stepped on so many boats without overturning. You are a role model for us! !
[Wait a minute, it's actually a man pretending to be a woman. That's cool. It's true that men understand men best.
Everyone: Exciting! ! !
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Shocked! ! ! A certain swordsman actually took his natal sword, and the sword spirit who had just developed spiritual consciousness was so angry that he immediately cut it off! ! ? ?
Everyone:! ! ! !
Do their sword cultivators have such a good time?
Since then, a 'truth' about sword cultivation has been spread in the world of immortal cultivation - if you want to obtain the sword spirit, you must first secede from the palace.
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It was not until later, during the Wanjian Sect's competition, that Da Gua suddenly said:
[No way, this sword master is actually an otaku time traveler. He has learned how to fly with a sword after coming here for three years, and he is also afraid of heights!
[The natal sword cannot be pulled out, but no one in the Sword Sect has discovered the problem? !
[Pills for cultivating immortality!
Everyone from Wanjian Sect:! ! !
Looking at the 'Sword Master' who is in ruins every day and swings his sword less than three thousand times a day
The elders of Wanjian Sect exchanged glances with each other, and looked at the 'Sword Lord' with heavy eyes:
Sword Master can't do it, it must be because he hasn't had sex yet!
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In order to make up for the mess left by his predecessor Tiandao, Su Li transformed into several clones and went to the world of cultivation to fill the holes.
But for some reason, every time before she could do anything, the holes in the world were filled by themselves.
Life... Tao Sheng, is really lonely as snow.
While Su Li sighed, she put down the Nth future immortal cultivator whom she had rescued in her hand, multitasked herself, and began to eat:
What? The lord of Chiyang City who has eighteen concubines is actually suffering from impotence and premature ejaculation! ! Is this the first cultivator with kidney problems? ?
Sure enough, eating melon is the most interesting!
It wasn't until she had 'fixed' all the loopholes in the world of immortality that she looked back and thought, eh:
Why does every great cultivator seem to have a Bai Yueguang?
What! ! Bai Yueguang is actually me! !
Motto: No matter what adversity you face, never give up