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Next door: [After mistakenly appearing on a straight male growth variety show] is now open.
Pre-receipt: [Dr. Liang's Coquettish Essence]
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The Ye family has been in business for generations and is rich.
The Feng family has been in bloody chaos for decades, and you will survive and I will die.
When Ye Fan woke up, his parents sat in front of his bed and spoke earnestly.
My biological father: "Son, your mother and I can no longer fight, so we decided to join forces with the Feng family."
Ye Fan: "Oh, will you marry his wife or will my mother marry her husband?"
Father: "Don't make trouble, you are marrying his son."
Ye Fan: "..."
My mother took out her marriage certificate and said, "I just asked someone to get it done. Can you take a look?"
Ye Fan gritted his teeth, "Who the hell wants to see the photo with the pig-headed man!"
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Question: Is there any way to divorce a scumbag and ruin his reputation?
Answer: Hire someone to cuckold him, go to the company to cause trouble, and let him clean up and leave the house!
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Ye Fan went to the company on a whim,
At first glance, he caught a glimpse of a man who had just been fired by his father and had a mature appearance and demeanor.
He took the initiative, "Handsome, would you consider a part-time cuckold job?"
The man curled his lips slightly: "Are you sure?"
Ye Fan: "Of course, as long as I am happy, your money is indispensable."
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A family gathering.
My mother was full of enthusiasm: "Son, this is my husband you haven't seen for ten years, Feng Gucheng."
Ye Fan looked at the man whom he had teased and touched his breasts not long ago.
Can't laugh at all.
Regarding why I want to support my husband,
I regret it too :)
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In order to make Feng Gucheng unhappy, Ye Fan accepted the recommendation of a talent scout.
Participated in a variety show incognito.
He became famous because of his handsome face and extraordinary musical talent.
Ye Fan secretly smiled at the "husband" that filled the screen in the barrage.
But late at night, the door of the room was kicked open by a drunk man.
Feng Gucheng, who had lost his mind, bit his lip and said something that made him blush and make his heart beat, "They call you husband, then who am I?"
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1. Duplicity, beauty suffers × cold outside, hot inside, affectionate attack
2. Aged 5 years old, SC, HE, and a musical talent
3. Don't judge people by their appearance, and have a bit of a heartthrob attribute
4. Cover character is not exclusive
5. Non-realistic novels, please don't bring them into real life.
6. It's hard to disagree with everyone. If you don't like the treasure, please stop the loss in time, okay?
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"After accidentally joining a straight male growth variety show" will be updated daily.
[The king of talkers who fears that the world will not be in chaos × the lonely and sinister Gao Jingjian]
Yi Yuan encountered a problem, his cousin came out as gay.
The thought of his cousin being pinned down by a man would scare him awake even in his dreams.
In order to win back his cousin, Yi Yuan signed him up for a straight male development variety show.
Later I found out that this was not a serious show at all, but a variety show looking for real gays among straight men!
In order to help his cousin hide his identity, Yi Yuan pretended to be a coward and joined the process.
He has been unhappy with No. 3 Ji Chen for a long time. This person is known as a computer genius that is once seen in HKUST in a century. He is just a scumbag who cheats on his sister with a bad face and relies on his wealth and power.
This hatred cannot be tolerated, and he must be dragged down into the water.
Yi Yuan painstakingly studied the "Bending Manual" and played the game of "Hunting to Get" over and over again.
After taking a shower, he mistakenly wore Ji Chen's shirt and dangled his bare legs in front of him, "We are all straight men, brother, you won't mind, right?"
Yi Yuan pretended to be drunk, grabbed Ji Chen's collar and crawled into his arms, "Brother, I feel so uncomfortable, please help me..."
Ji Chen was arrogant and indifferent, and he didn't mind others getting close to him. Only Yi Yuan had the privilege to call him brother-in-law, go hand-in-hand with him, even leave kisses on his neck in public, and touch his earlobe if you Ruowuruowu said, "Brother, you seem to be red here."
The whole world thought they were in love, but Yi Yuan disagreed, "Don't talk nonsense, we are a socialist brotherhood."
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Ji Chen's cousin planned a straight male growth variety show.
The show was overturned before it even aired, and all the people who came to sign up were crooked.
She had no choice but to ask her straight male cousin to fill the gap.
Before the show started, my cousin warned, "Everyone except No. 6 Yi Yuan is curved, so you have to be careful."
After a while, Ji Chen asked: "Are you sure No. 6 Is a straight man?"
The cousin was full of confidence and said, "Don't worry, he is as straight as you. He and his brother deliberately pretended to be crooked for the bonus."
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At the end of the program, his cousin opened the door of Yi Yuan's room and said, "Brother, you are right, what good is a man? I will never love him again!"
Ji Chen lay on the bed, covering Yi Yuan's ears and hugging him, "Shh, he was very tired last night and hasn't woken up yet."
Cousin Pupil Earthquake: Help! What should I do if my cousin is bent? !
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Small theater:
Drunk Yi Yuan cornered him, "I'm trying so hard, why don't you take the bait? Ji Chen, what the hell kind of guy are you...?!"
Ji Chen's kiss blocked the rest of his words, and his hot breath stopped on his lips, "Is this proof enough?"
Not enough to come again.
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1. The sports baseball player is attacked by the computer genius
2. Double straight bending, SC, HE, two years old
3. It was a misunderstanding to attack and dump my sister. He has never been in love.
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"The Coquettish Girl in Dr. Liang's Family"
[Abstinence-based antique × two-dimensional coquettish spirit]
There is an additional item in Yu Nian's inheritance. After his grandfather passes away, he will be adopted by Liang Songsheng and be engaged to him when he becomes an adult.
Yu Nian happens to be an adult this year.
It is said that Liang Songsheng is the youngest director of brain surgery. He has no sense of humor and is selfless. He hates others acting cute and coquettishly towards him.
In the home dance area of the two-dimensional platform, Yu Nian, who has millions of fans and is known as [Little Honey in the World], is trembling with her inheritance statement QAQ
Yu Nian moved into Liang Songsheng's house. In order to "survive", he deleted his house dance songs, hid his cosplay clothes, and lived in the cracks.
Yu Nian accidentally cut his hand, "Ouch, it hurts so much——"
Liang Songsheng passed by with a straight face.
Yu Nian was so scared that he held back his tears, "It hurts... It hurts me to death!"
Yu Nian saw the cute doll and said, "Wow, Kawa—"
Liang Songsheng passed by with a straight face.
"Wow... Wow! That's awesome!"
After closing the door, Yu Nian transformed into the sweetheart anchor of the house dance area.
"Ohayo Mina-san~"
"Nianjiang doesn't have a boyfriend, please don't call me wife!"
"The nurse uniform hasn't arrived yet, so I'll dance another day!"
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In Liang Songsheng's impression, Yu Nian was cute and cute when he was a child, but this time when he returned to China, his young fiancé's personality changed drastically.
He doesn't know how to smile, only wears a baggy dark hoodie, likes to call himself "I" and locks himself in his room every night.
One day, Liang Songsheng was on a business trip and saw a faceless anchor on his colleague's mobile phone, dancing in a house dance while interacting with fans.
"Daddy is not at home to make you happy, so you can come out and live broadcast."
"Doctor Nian Nian is here tonight, and he wants to give you an injection!"
"You can cosplay in uniforms, striptease and dance!"
Liang Songsheng looked at the antique paintings passed down from his family in the background of the video, as well as the white coat that mysteriously disappeared from his wardrobe on the young anchor.
Liang Songsheng:......
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Liang Songsheng took off his white coat and handed it to him, "This is for dancing in the Pure Land." He then took off his tie and unbuttoned his black shirt, "This is for dancing with dignity."
Finally, he picked up the nurse uniform beside the pillow and said, "What are you dancing in this one for?"
Yu Nian timidly grabbed the corner of his clothes and said, "It's all OK..."
Liang Songsheng: "How about the love cycle?"
Yu Nian took the clothes and ran away, "I'll go get ready."
Liang Songsheng carried the person back to the bed with one hand, "Get ready here, take off your clothes and dance at the same time."
Yu Nian curled up and was hugged into someone's arms. His eyes were red and he sniffed, "Liang, Mr. Liang, can you dance the rest tomorrow?"
Liang Songsheng: "Why, don't you call me daddy anymore?"
Yu Nian retracted her ankles covered with hickeys: No, I don't dare anymore QAQ
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1. Abstinence-based antique × two-dimensional coquettish spirit
2. Age difference, body shape difference, SC, HE
3. Sweet pampering, extreme pampering.
Purpose: Strive to become a better person.
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