"I'm so stupid, really," Usia slumped on the sofa, her eyes blank. "I only knew that everyone in the Spartan family was extremely powerful in combat. They could demolish them wherever they went. I didn't know that there was still a lot of battle damage to be repaid... As soon as I got up early in the morning, I heard that I had received a commission and asked our Nero to kill the devil. Nero is very obedient. He listened to every word we said. After he went out, I was in the office looking after Dante. After counting all the debts over the years, our Nero hasn't come back yet. I asked Ji Liye and he said he didn't run around after killing the demon. I was anxious and called the elders in the family to go out to look for him. I saw that the walls were in chaos and the house collapsed. When I went back, he was still in the ruins, breathing sweet things and carrying bricks..."
The audience then suppressed their laughter, and Usia banged the table angrily, roaring about incomprehensible words such as "negative numbers" and "paying off debts". The RV was filled with happy air.
——Excerpted from "My Years at DMC" by Nicoletta Goldstein
I can't think of a more risqué copywriting, so I'll leave it like this (tan)
The heroine has no cp, but the article contains the Spartan twins' cp direction, so be careful! ! !
All the members are gibberish, the plot is free, updates are random, please be kind and leave a comment for updates.
(PS: Only Lao Meng was persecuted in this article, really)
Purpose: Communication between family members is not just about family traditions