Song Ma always likes to tell a joke
When I was little, I asked Song Ran what she wanted to do when she grew up. At that time, my aunt at home often took little Song Ran to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, which she called "down-to-earth".
So at the Song family dinner, facing a crowd of relatives and friends, Xiao Songran said three words in a crisp voice:
"Selling tofu."
Song's mother gritted her teeth and pinched her old man's arm to persuade her: "Song Ran, you see, your parents are engineers, your uncle started a company, and your brother also expressed that he will inherit his father's business and become the CEO. We have so many choices, you can't just sell tofu, do you want to consider other things?"
Song Ran frowned and thought for a while before reluctantly saying, "Then I will also open a company in the future."
Song's mother and Song's father looked at their son with bright eyes. Then, Song Ran said loudly as if he was encouraged by his eyes:
"I want to open a company in the future and sell tofu!"
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Xia's mother recently got in touch with an old classmate. They were best friends when they were in school. Later, Xia's mother went abroad to study, and when she came back, she and her children were already attending dinner parties. Only recently did I finally get in touch again.
"Xia Yaoshu, come and see your son. Why was he so funny when he was a child?"
Father Xia went in and looked at her phone. A video was playing.
The protagonist is his stinky son. He is wearing a small suit and a pair of sandals and stands in front of a group of adults and speaks boldly:
"Just open the company! I'll help you eat the tofu you can't sell!"
Xia's father: "Oh, damn, there are times when this kid Xia Sinian can be so stupid."
Xia's mother: "Remember? You were making trouble with the Song family kids. It made me laugh to death. At that time, I thought Xia Sinian was funny, but now I just feel silly. Hahahaha, why are you so stupid, my son?"
Xia Sinian stood at the door holding a tray full of snacks:
"... Mom, I'm listening."
Xia's father turned around and was startled by him: "What kind of doorkeeper is that? Did you get your mother's yogurt?"
Shasnian: "Yeah."
Father Xia waved his hand: "Leave it there and go." After that, he continued to look closer at the video: "Do you still have your wife? This thing looks interesting."
Xia Sinian: "... I'm still here..."
Xia Mu suddenly turned up the volume.
Xia Sinian couldn't see the screen, but only heard a soft voice in the video saying: "Brother, why do you want to eat my tofu?"
Xia Sinian: "..."
The voice continued: "You ate my tofu, what do you want me to do?"
If it weren't for the network cable and time and space, Xia Sinian would have wanted to get in and cover the speaker's mouth.
What does "What should you do if I eat your tofu?"
"Forget it, you can eat the tofu if you want." The person in the video said, "But you can't run away after eating, you have to be responsible. Song Ran remembers you. If you eat my tofu, you will be responsible for my tofu!"
Xia Sinian: "... Mom, dad, tell me the truth. Did you use me for some unfair transactions when I was a child and then dragged you into brainwashing me?" How else could this magical conversation come about? !
Father Xia: "What nonsense are you talking about! Is this called an unfair transaction?"
Xia's mother: "At most, I took you to a dinner party and came back with a daughter-in-law."
Xia Sinian: "Daughter-in-law???"
Mother Xia turned around and showed the enlarged photo on her phone in front of him, smiling lovingly.
"Xia Sinian, do you still remember Song Ran? When you were a child, you were determined to help others open a company to sell tofu. Now that they are here, don't lie."
"??? What are you talking about, Mom!"
Xia's mother finally found her conscience and let go of her son who was about to collapse.
"It means you can pack up and go out to live," Xia's mother took a sip of yogurt: "Xiao Songran wants to rent a house, and our house in Sunshine City is vacant, so it's just for him."
"What does that have to do with me?"
Xia's mother looked at him with a smile: "Of course. Because this house is too big, the Song family is worried about finding a nanny. I thought what kind of nanny would be needed with you here, so I assigned you to it."
"Then I'm going to..."
"Be a nanny for Xiao Song," Xia's father pushed him out and closed the door neatly: "I'll finish high school by the way."
Xia Sinian: ... Who is Song Ran? He wants to hit someone.
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One day, Song Ran struggled to sit up from the bed in her bedroom. Before her breathing could be straightened out, she was pulled down by a big hand.
"Xia Sinian, are you shameless! This is my bedroom!"
"I know, this is not the end of cleaning. I'll also make a bed for you by the way."
"There's no one like you when it comes to cleaning... Don't rub my legs... Xia Sinian!"
"Hey, why are you so wronged? I can't even hear my voice."
Song Ran, who couldn't hear her voice, said: "... You fucking eat my tofu, you are shameless..."
Xia Sinian, the "nanny" who hugged people and never let go: "What nonsense are you talking about? I am fulfilling my promise."
"You open a company to sell tofu, and I'll help you eat it." Xia Sinian licked his lips: "If you can't finish eating, digest it and continue the next day."
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The fake housekeeper is really a big-tailed wolf, let's attack it
Xia Sinian VS Song Ran
Purpose: Help each other and grow together