
Yue Lao's Marriage Line Is Messed Up
月老的姻缘线乱了
by The Potato Has Buds but No Teeth (洋芋有芽没有牙)
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- Completed
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- 66k Words
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- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3y ago
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- JJWXC
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Copy of this article: In the vast world of heaven, if Yue was an unknown fairy king when he was old, he slept for three hundred years just because he secretly drank some fine wine. When he woke up, he found that his little fairy boy was entangled with marriage threads, just like a red ball of yarn. It's over now! The marriage thread that I have held for thousands of years is completely messed up! How can this rabbit be with the wolf? Why is this emperor still involved with his uncle? This black pig can also be paired with a white swan, which is simply out of this world. It's chaos, it's chaos, it's all chaos. What if Tianjun knew about this? I'm afraid you won't be punished by thunder! In order to make up for his mistake, Yue Lao could only use his messy red thread to re-pair it. Finally, it was almost completed, and the little fairy boy was here again. With a plop, the marriage that had just been tied up was messed up again. However, this time the other end of the marriage line is all on Yue Lao, so this is incurring a peach blossom debt for himself! The North Pole Immortal Lord, the South China Sea Prince, the Huodexing Lord, the Qingqiu Nine-tailed Fox, and the Demon Emperor are all having a great time! What? They're all at the door! Or just run away! As soon as I walked out of the gate of Xianghuolin Palace, I was greeted by my nemesis Nanman Ghost Jun Yuyang. I really didn't look at the almanac when I went out! "What? Are Yue Lao going to take refuge?" Looking at the dusty Yue Lao, the southern barbarian couldn't say a good word. "Yes, for shelter, can you lend me your precious place so I can hide?" It was clear that Yuelao was just chatting casually, but he was actually taken back to the land of the Southern Barbarians. The longer time passed, the more he felt that something was wrong. How could this usually bitter enemy become gentle to him? I took out the marriage chart and took a look. It's not good! This is also my own chaotic peach blossom debt! It's better to run away quickly! "Where are you going! Yuelao, you've come here and you still want to leave?" The copy of the pre-received article "Black Lotus quickly travels through the crematorium and tortures the scum": As a gold medal employee of the Quick Travel Bureau, Xie Yan always chooses the highest difficulty when choosing tasks, but this time he chose the five-star task. He was so arrogant that he jumped directly into the world without choosing any props or bonuses. CJ: This mission is very simple, attack the scumbag, kick the scumbag, and stay away from the scumbag. Xie Yan: Simple. At first, when CJ saw Xie Yan's soft and weak look, she thought Xie Yan was playing White Lotus, but later she realized that this was not White Lotus, but Black Heart Lotus. Wait, isn't this a scumbag attack? Why did Xie Yan get entangled with the male protagonist? What happened? Xie Yan: You only talked about torturing and abandoning scum, but you didn't say that you couldn't change the male lead? CJ: Boss, please save me! BOSS: I can't be saved. I am the male protagonist now. CJ is speechless world one Positive CP: Uncle Gong, a mysterious and calm special police officer who is serious in speech and expression, vs Shou, a cute and sweet cartoonist who likes to pretend to be good (Scumbag Gong's character design: Lies become a genius) Xie Yan is Zha Gong's substitute who looks like Bai Yueguang. He is very rich. He has been living in Zha Gong's lies and has never been loved by Zha Gong. Knowing that Zha Gong was deceiving him, Xie Yan still chose to forgive. After Bai Yueguang returned to the country, Zha Gong was even more openly ambiguous. Although Xie Yan knew about it, he kept it secret and did not want to expose it. Bai Yueguang: He is just my substitute. I'm back, why don't you break up with me. Zha Gong: If he hadn't looked like you, was rich, easy to trick and coax, I wouldn't have even looked at you. Before opening the door, Xie Yan couldn't help but push the door open as he listened to the shameless two people's plan to take away his property and make himself disappear. Xie Yan: Brother Jiu, you said you would never leave me, have you forgotten? Zha Gong: Get lost, I don't want you anymore. Xie Yan turned around and fell into the arms of the special police uncle, becoming the treasure in his hand. Zha Gong: Yanyan, you can't do this to me, you like me, come back to me. Xie Yan: Uncle policeman, he is so scary, I am scared. Uncle SWAT: You are the only one who still wants Yan Yan, and you deserve it. (Kicked away) Copy 2 The scheming and ruthless regent Gong vs. The sickly young emperor Shou (the royal wife's design: the fox fakes the tiger's power, and flirts with women) Xie Yan was a sick and weak emperor who cared about the world and could die at any time. The minister followed the advice of the imperial master and invited the prince of a neighboring country to be his husband. However, this imperial husband had an impure mind. He not only colluded with the ministers of the court, but also messed up the harem, threatening Xie Yan to abdicate the throne in favor of a worthy man, and hand the throne to him. Imperial Husband: Your Majesty, how long can you live with your body and bones? If you give me the throne now, I can still spare your life. Xie Yan: Won't this country be yours sooner or later? Why do you need to bother trying to win the throne? The regent, who held great power, came with his sword in hand and bloodbathed the country, showing signs of rebellion. Imperial Husband: Prince Regent, I have the emperor under control. Please spare me. I can be a bull or a horse. Prince Regent: I don't like ambitious people. He wanted to cut off the emperor's husband's head with a sword, but Xie Yan held the back of the sword in his hand to stop him, leaning against the regent's arms, looking pitiful. Imperial Husband: Your Majesty, you still have feelings for me, right? Please save me, Your Majesty. From now on, I will only be kind to Your Majesty. Xie Yan: You know that I have never seen blood, so don't kill anyone in front of me. Prince Regent: Throw him into the tiger cage for me. Copy three Gong, the deputy director of the aloof research institute, vs. Shou, the innocent deep-sea mermaid (character design of a rich young master: pursuing novelty, interestingness, and romance) Xie Yan fell into the deep sea and became a rare colorful mermaid. She was rescued by a rich young man while swimming in the shallows, and she fell in love with her over time. Xie Yan would rather give up his tail and want to be with the rich young master, but unexpectedly he was sent to the Mermaid Institute by the rich young master. Rich young master: Why do you think I am nice to you? It is because you are valuable. Remember to perform well and make money, otherwise I will make soup for you. Xie Yan: Have you ever been sincere to me? Rich Young Master: Never. When Xie Yan saw the rich young master again, there was someone else beside him, but he could only watch helplessly in the fish tank, unable to do anything. Vice President: Are you sad? Xie Yan: No, I just want to grow legs to give him two feet. Xie Yan was carried out of the fish tank and walked in front of the rich young master. Looking at Xie Yan who was so beautiful and glowing, the rich young master held Xie Yan's hands and refused to let go. Rich young master: Yanyan, you are so beautiful, can we be together again? I promise never to hurt you again, give me another chance. Xie Yan: I will not trust someone who has deceived me a second time. Vice President: Yan Yan is worthy of being called, get out. Note: 1* Zha Gong is the protagonist of the original world, not the protagonist of the subject world. 2* Accept the slag attack abandoned by the world and change the attack. The follow-up world is to be added Intention: One day, one night, one state of mind, one mountain, one river, one rest of life
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