An atypical novel, the protagonist Bai Yang is a psychopath and a pleasure addict, and does things based on his mood. Xiao Su is the male protagonist of Qidian novels who was successfully raised to be a charlatan.
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Xiao Su, the male protagonist of Qidian, went through great hardships to reach the world of cultivation from the mortal world to fulfill his father's last wish of prostrating himself at the gate of Cangqiong Mountain.
On the way, I met a white-haired fishing old man who was well-equipped. The fishing old man was fresh, charming and unpretentious, and he instantly became Xiao Su's disciple.
Xiao Su asked curiously: "Master, why is your hair a little faded?"
Bai Yang: "Oh, I read in the article that the people you meet on the road are white-haired old men, so you use paint to make your hair white."
Xiao Su: "Master, what does Qidian Wen mean?"
Bai Yang: "You don't have to worry about this. You have the aura of the protagonist. Remember, no matter what I do to you, you will never die."
Xiao Su panicked: ... Do you think this sounds a bit scary? Master, what are you going to do to me?
Xiao Su obediently followed the route arranged by his master and became stronger step by step while ignoring what was going on outside the window. Then he discovered...
WOC, why are the rich woman companions that I have worked so hard to make friends with not actually human beings?
Why does Master's friend, the Master of the Copper Smelting Valley, who is famous in both worlds, always secretly spy on me with a rippling expression!
Why is the super beautiful Mary Sue girl I fell in love with at first sight actually a man? !
Why did my long-dead father suddenly rise from the coffin and become my mother, and now I want to catch my mother myself?
Why is it that my Master's waistcoat seems to be everywhere all over the world, but the waistcoat my Master told me is not true! ?
Why does my sword spirit, which sounds so powerful and invincible, always act like an unlucky thing and keep tricking me? !
Why...
"Disciple, Master has tried his best, but Master can't defeat it. The entire burden of victory falls on you."
"Come on, Xiao Su, let's say it when we win. We're just delivering food anyway, so let's start showing off!"
Xiao Su couldn't understand how the master and the leaders of various factions could bear to let him face the disaster alone, while they gathered people to fish, play cards and crack melon seeds.
Xiao Su:......
"Master Bai Xian said, you alone are enough. The masters believe in your ability, Huai Ting!"
Xiao Su looked blankly at his master, and saw that his master still had the same old godly expression on his face.
"Well, my dear disciple, my master said that you are the protagonist. Even if the whole world dies, you will not die. In this case, why do you need to die like our fragile old bones first? Heaven has given great responsibility to people. It is my blessing to have a beloved disciple like you..."
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Xiao Su looked at the crowd of melon-eating people around him and roared crazily while fighting the big boss: "Master! This blessing is for you, do you want it or not?"
The glyph of joy and stupidity, the daily plot flow, the master without cp is a humble king with no affection! The greatest happiness is fishing to make money and cheating apprentices! Welcome to remind me to leave a message and collect it, show your heart?!
Purpose: To live is to be happy