When Qin Nian woke up, he learned that he was about to become an abandoned wife of a wealthy family.
After appearing on a couple love variety show, her nominal husband Lu Xiao met the one she was destined to be, and they had a successful love and career. However, she left the house without money and ended up in a miserable state.
Qin Nian: ... I agreed that the property would be divided into 28%, Lu Xiao, this big liar!
In order to prevent himself from becoming a pauper, Qin Nian bound a "Professional to defeat male protagonists for 100 years" system——
Their target is: the male protagonist Lu Xiao!
Their mission is: drive Lu Xiao crazy! !
Their slogan is: drive Lu Xiao crazy today, become rich and become a rich woman tomorrow! ! !
Qin Nian looked at the pale Lu Xiao and sighed distressedly. The phone on mute kept popping up "XXX yuan has been received from Alipay."
Qin Nian: A little conscience, but not much.
As for how to drive the male protagonist Lu Xiao crazy, Qin Nian's answer is——
Become an annoying little jerk!
Driving trip:
"Hubby~ That tire has been pressed on the ground, it's so pitiful, woo woo woo~"
Take a walk after dinner:
"Husband, if you use the venom of a poisonous snake to poison the snake, will the poisonous snake die~"
Fertility Q&A:
"Husband, you will give birth to two twins in the future, black and white and yellow and cool, colorful twins. The genetic evolution depends on you~"
...
On the sweet night of Chinese Valentine's Day, Lu Xiao's heartbeat quickened as he looked at the fairy's thoughts under the sky filled with fireworks.
Qin Nian came over: "Honey, close your eyes, I have prepared a mysterious gift for you~"
Lu Xiao stared at the red lips and closed his eyes in anticipation.
The next second, his arms sank, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the mysterious Qixi Festival gift from Qin Nian's mouth - the collector's edition of "Alive".
Lu Xiao:? ? ?
The audience's initial evaluation of Qin Nian: pretentious, silly, outrageous, and pretentious.
Later: Help, my sister is beautiful, seriously ill, and very charming. The love of a true couple, one makes love and the other dotes on each other, it's so delicious~
[Reading Guide]:
1. This article mostly quotes Internet memes and is humorous and sweet.
2. The cover shows the decomposed pan-fried buns with thanks to bs's kind Gugu and [Tingyuge]
3.2022.8.4 Screenshots retained
Purpose: Create a better life