#What if I dress like the article I wrote! Waiting online, urgent! #
Wei Lai: Thank you for the invitation! What can I do? Bring more vests!
System: No, no, no, the real approach is to let the Koke experts kowtow to "Wei Lai" (a homophonic stem). As long as there are Koke experts, we can kowtow for a better future! Like manually!
Vest No. 1: Abnormal Narcissus Wine
Mead (Mead): He put his hand on Wei Lai's neck and put it down silently. Love and hate are mixed, I only exist for you. And my gold coins, you can only belong to me.
Forum knock expert: What a knock! Narcissus! What a yandere! So awesome!
Wei Lai:? My vest wants to kill me? Why do kowtow experts start kowtowing?
Vest No. 2: Sexual (?) Martial arts hacker
Le Ziren: A knife on the left and a spear on the right, holding Wei Lai in one hand and walking as fast as flying. As long as it can protect you, you are willing to go to the sun and no longer hide under the dark web.
Knock expert: Hey, long-haired beauty! Fortunately, A is so cool, what should I do? This is also a good knock!
Wei Lai: That question mark is a bit out of line, I can't understand it!
Vest No. 3: Mental mysophobia XXX
XXX:...(Silent)
Expert:! ! ! Beep beep beep! Beep beep! Beep beep beep!
Wei Lai (horrified): What on earth are you talking about! Why have they all been silenced? My eyes have lost their highlights!
Do you think scholars will forget about those men in Mingke?
No! How is that possible!
Injustice No. 1 Zhu Fu Jingguang: Wei Lai, I don't deserve you to be so nice to me.
Wei Lai:? I'm using you!
Rival No. 2 Akai Shuichi: He is obviously not that kind of person, but he is willing to pretend for me!
Wei Lai:? I'm using you!
Wrongful person No. 3, Wronged person No. 4
Wei Lai:? ? ? I'm really just using you! Are your filters too thick for me?
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Ming Kenan x Wei Lailou
1#L Let me knock on the pine!
2#L I'm here to knock on the black scene! Blackened yyds
3#L I'll make it with rye, and add bourbon to make it even better!
4#L cried loudly in the unpopularity, Qin Lai/Qin De!
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N#L I am stunned by all the people upstairs!
N+1#L: Let us hold high the banner of ALL!
While everyone was happily chatting, Wei Lai was the only one who was shocked.
What the hell are you doing here at ALL? And my vests are about to start a fight?
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The vest monster X pseudo-heartthrob?
Dark red protagonist (both red and black?)
Target any vest and survive until the last chapter!
Relief(√)
Vest monster (√)
Fall horse (√)
Tear the horse (√)
Survive(?)
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The black vest is really black and contains elements that are illegal and anti-human.
It does not mean that the author has incorrect views.
The system is only for writing cards, and occasionally for random cards (drawing cards?)
This article contains narcissus. Non-NP, all single arrows.
Please criticize CP rationally below the article, welcome to criticize the unpopular ones.
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Get an advance copy of "I'm a Dad, Not a Wine"
Binding to the premature birth system, Wei Lai was forced to become the system's baby daddy!
Crazy passing through the two-dimensional world
One time he passed by and smashed an egg on Gin's face.
One time, I passed by Akai Shuichi who touched him.
One time when I was passing by, he yelled XXX, I love you, and the original owner heard him.
Another example is a certain time...
Another world where only Wei Lai is persecuted~~
Purpose: Fake academic and heartthrob
