[I plan to change the copywriting for this book]
The clichéd Empress Chanyi whom everyone talks about in the world of cultivation was reborn in modern times and turned into a three-and-a-half-year-old baby - Lu Paopao.
The three apprentices arrived ten years before her, and their careers have already been fruitful.
The eldest disciple, Qu Xiuzhu, was originally a tool repairman, but now he is the manager of a Fortune 500 company.
The second disciple, Xie Yanqing, was originally an alchemist, but is now a surgeon in a tertiary hospital.
The young apprentice lazily opened his eyelids: "I, Jiang Xingzhou, am a top entertainer."
Lu Paopao: "You can become the best among people again. You are really not ashamed of being a teacher."
In her previous life, Lu Paopao could cut off the worlds of humans and demons with one sword, but now she can only hold the hot milk and mutter about it.
"I want to unify the four oceans and seven continents!"
"No, you have no cultivation now."
"I want to open the door and establish a sect, so that my teachings can spread forever!"
"No, it violates the core socialist values."
Lu Paopao stretched out his short little hands to wipe away his tears: "I want to eat yogurt-melted beans."
Disciples: "Buy!"
——The Empress Chanyi, who has dominated the world for many years, ended up making a living by being cute.
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Qu Xiuzhu spent a huge amount of money to create a variety show tailored for Lu Paopao. Jiang Xingzhou was ordered to act as the guardian of the young master.
Deer Paopao in front of the camera: selling off his cute cub and attracting fans online.
Actual Deer Paopao: Xingzhou, give me hot milk. Let's go boating and cook. Go boating and come over to dig bamboo shoots.
The aloof and aloof Jiang Xingzhou participated in the first variety show and was able to cook dishes and wash clothes.
There are more fans.
Frequently searched on Weibo:
#How dare you shoot variety shows nowadays#
#Three words to make the tsundere actor soften up and pat your head#
#zhoupao vs. Pineapple control group#
How many of our country's teenagers' masculinity has been destroyed by the term #boymom? #
Fan: Huh? Is this the enemy?
The next day, fans edited a video of Jiang Xingzhou's martial arts performance and shouted: We want male mothers!
Intention: Slow down and take a look
