As a university professor deeply educated in Confucian etiquette, Shen Shen lived a well-behaved life for the first twenty-nine years, until one day his grandfather offered him a job as a tutor. Shen Shen swore that Lu Zhiqing was definitely the stupidest student he had ever taught. Shen Shen was so stupid that apart from his face, Shen Shen felt that he was useless.
For the first time in so many years of studying history, I learned that Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty died before Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, that Wei Zhongxian and Wei Zheng were the same person, and that Li Kui and Cao Cao were sworn brothers in Taoyuan...
In order to prevent children from drowning in the long river of history, Professor Shen worked day and night and finally brought Lu Zhiqing... Chaung
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One day, Professor Shen was still in class when his cell phone suddenly buzzed.
"Wake up"
The person on the other end of the phone said "Hmm" with a hesitant voice as if he had just woken up.
"You're so good. Breakfast is ready. Just warm it up in the kitchen and you can eat it."
"Well," a rustling voice came from the other end of the phone, as if he was about to get out of bed. "... Where are my underwear... Have you seen my underwear? Where did you throw them last night..."
Although he was deep in thought, his thick-skinned cheeks were slightly red, and he coughed lightly, "... Go to the bathroom and look..."
Purpose: May we all get what we want in this crowded era