Thanks to Yun Nuanzhi, Jiang Yizhou has had an extremely unpleasant and vulgar nickname "Scare Spraying Xiang" since he was a child!
There are even always a few bad guys who linger next to him whenever he is constipated, seeming to want him to use his "special abilities".
Once he returned to his alma mater, he unexpectedly met the culprit who caused him to get his nickname. Sure enough, it is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge. The ancients never deceived me.
Yun Nuanzhi has been a bit unlucky recently. In the game, she was repeatedly divorced and rumored to be a shemale. In elementary school, she was also wildly targeted by seniors who had already graduated. She even looked for an internship and worked under him. What a bad fate!
The only good thing is that I was picked up by a master in the game and held on a shining golden thigh.
This thigh is not only powerful to operate, but also super gentle. Yun Nuanzhi secretly came up with the idea of a master, and quietly bought a book on the secret of courtship.
The first way to pursue love is to show your single status: Ah, I really want to fall in love recently~
Master: College students still focus on studying.
The second way to pursue love is to worship the other person and satisfy the boy's self-esteem: Oh, the posture on the big line is so graceful, so colorful, so eye-catching~
Master: Your account has been hacked? ?
Seeing that the first two moves were useless, Yun Nuanzhi used his ultimate move and rushed forward!
Yun Nuanzhi: Husband, how about making an appointment for dinner offline?
Master: Are you sure?
On the day of the accident, Yun Nuanzhi went to the coffee shop wearing a beautiful little skirt, but she didn't expect to meet the unlucky Jiang Yizhou there. Before she could taunt him, she heard his outrageous statement: Madam, let's get acquainted with him again.
Yun Nuanzhi: Excuse me, goodbye!
Small theater:
Yun Nuanzhi: What zodiac sign is Congee?
Jiang Yizhou, who was typing code, raised his head and thought for a moment: Capricorn.
Yun Nuanzhi snorted: No wonder he is so cold and sullen.
Jiang Yizu paused for a moment, then put down the mouse and walked towards Yun Nuanzhi, who was rolling on the sofa: "Aloofness and boredom are only the last words for others, and for my wife."
Intention: Destined by fate
