A certain devil: My father once said, the secret to chasing a wife:
1. Stalker
2. Stalking +1
3. If she still doesn't cook from raw rice to cooked rice
Why is your cheating father completely useless? I really don't know how you, the old man, deceived your mother.
A certain father: You useless kid, I will disgrace your own father. I will tell you, did I take the risk of being raped by your mother?
Mysterious Voice: What did you just say?
A certain father:. . .
A certain devil secretly prayed for his father: Dear father, please go on your journey in peace~
Qi Shang: I seemed to have heard someone's conversation just now
A certain devil: I was wrong. . . Shuangshuang baby, kneeling on the washboard is not enough. .