The God of War of the Sa Family, Tearing up the Book of Fate with His Hands [Quickly Wear]

Yue Lao's cultivation relies on Lalang Pei, and Si Ming's cultivation relies on writing scripts. One day, the two immortals gathered together to chat, and they talked about the God of War. Yue Lao: "The God of War is the master of war. Who in the world can harm his life?" Siming: "If you teach her to fall into this company's book of life-threatening stories, she will not be able to survive even a tenth of her divine power. Then she will be killed by love, vendetta, and all kinds of things. I don't believe I can't kill her!!!" The evil God of Wind happened to be passing by, and with a flick of his sleeve, he sent wild words into the ears of the God of War. The God of War arrived at the scene in an instant and grabbed Si Ming's Tianling Gai with one palm: "What's the point of being a cricket in the back? Why don't Sajia make a bet with you?" Siming's eyes suddenly turned red: "Just bet!" Ever since - a ray of divine consciousness drilled into the fate book, changing fate against the will of heaven and breaking the deadlock! The first life: Since ancient times, beauties have had a bad life. The soul of a pearl diver died and she was sacrificed at sea. Siming put his hands on his hips: "Hahahaha, let me feed you the bastard at the beginning!!!" Yue Lao couldn't bear to see it: "You have tied up the God of War too tightly." In the fate book, I saw that the Pearl Goddess of War was tied up as a mummy, but she was still able to compete with the sharks. She swam nine kilometers in anger and came ashore to report to the official - the death disaster was over! The county magistrate's entire upper body was almost leaning out of the desk, and he was shocked: "How did you swim here???" The pearl fisher's eardrum was pierced since she was a child, and she has a hard-on hearing loss: "What did the adults say about the oil pan???" [The tiger-headed pearl-diverting girl The second life: Passionate people are always betrayed by ruthlessness, Tanhua Lang buys his life to kill pig wife Siming groaned: "I insisted on letting you do the most degrading work, and in the end, I raised a white-eyed wolf who paid to kill you!!!" Yue Lao couldn't stop him in time: "You, are you okay??? The God of War can even dance with a nail file. If you give her a pig-butchering knife, what's the difference between that and a dragon-slaying knife?!" In the fortune book, I saw that the pig-killing God of War had sharpened his knife until it was shining brightly, and he also discussed with Tan Hwa Lang: "I decided to change my career to become a demon slayer. I will kill the worst demons, receive the largest reward, and buy you the most expensive pen, ink, paper and inkstone!" Tanhua Lang: "..." Whoever kills this heartless man will be blamed! "My wife~" Tanhua Lang leaned against the door frame and exposed his shoulders: "The bed is already warmed, come on~" The wife, who didn't want to sharpen her knife, just glanced at him and said firmly: "You go back to the room first. And put on your clothes, don't freeze." [The incomprehensible and charming pig-killing woman The third life: Weak and sick, he will die soon. The fortune teller predicts that he will be seventeen years old. Siming sneered: "Birth, old age, illness and death are common occurrences. The God of War should just suffer from the illness." Yue Lao was speechless and choked: "Did I forget to tell you... The God of War has thick blood." In the life book, I saw the sick and weak God of War, with a health bar that was about to fall to the limit, still fighting barbarians, killing ghosts, and taking care of his father who was secretly planning to cause big trouble. The fortune teller who falls in love at first sight and is destined to die at second sight doesn't even dare to confess his love. The young master made a direct decision: "——Get married!" [The sickly young lady who believes in nothing but fate The fourth life: Born as a demon, everyone can find it and kill it Siming said fiercely: "Wait for me to bring everyone in the world - eh?!" Yue Lao beat his chest and said, "Did I forget to tell you again that the God of War has magic resistance!" In the destiny book, the seemingly sophisticated God of War quarreled with the demons in his mind from time to time, and was struck by lightning every day because of the restriction of "fear of harming ants". The emperor of the human world couldn't help himself. He wanted to fall into a demon. As soon as he saw the God of War, he kissed him and said, "Lord Demon Lord, please give me some demonic energy." The God of War slapped someone off the cliff with one palm: "Hey! Don't try to shake my determination to suppress the demonic energy!" [The shrewd and upright Demon God of War x the sick and feverish human emperor] There are also [stealing the broom star's broom hair to make a pen to write fortunes, and the god of war will die] [borrowing a bundle of red thread from Yue Lao to knit a sweater, and the god of war will die of love] [let the god of war possess the god of poverty, and the steel will fall into the sewer] and so on... When the God of War returned from the calamity, he discovered that the county magistrate, Tanhua Lang, fortune tellers, human emperors, etc., All had more or less suffered losses from the God of Wind. Fengshen's eyes wandered: "Then what... I don't like to see Si Ming have a stinky notebook and write down fortunes blindly." Yue Lao sighed and made a pun: "The God of Wind is the God of pure love and war." Siming hugged a pile of torn papers and cried: "My Siming Book (T ^ T)" ***** Advance collection of the next book: The Holy Son makes me salivate Heaven has no mercy, and earth has no reincarnation. The world is in chaos and monsters are rampant. Ah Xian is a taboo evil-eating clan who feeds on people's evil thoughts. One day, she came face to face with the "granary" of action, and her tears instantly flowed down her face. Wugou, the holy son of the Zen sect, was the most upright person among all upright people. Even when facing Miss Ah Xian who was drooling at him, he just handed out a handkerchief, lowered his eyebrows and said, "Wipe it." Unexpectedly, after the girl wiped away her saliva, she would not leave him. Later, Wugu couldn't bear it any longer, his ears turned red and he said, "Axian... I really think I'm pretty, so why should I suddenly bury my breasts?" Ah Xian was immersed in "cooking", turned around and burped, but said: "Holy Son, even if someone praises you for being a good girl, you don't need to gouge people's eyes, right?" After being told his thoughts, Wugou immediately took off his innocent disguise and gently lifted Ah Xian's chin with his fingertips. His eyes were like a deep pool: "The blind man also said that you are too ugly to stand next to me and that you are an eyesore. Since you are such an eyesore to him, I naturally have to help him." A Xian: "......" Otherwise, your evil thoughts can thicken into sesame paste. [The evil-minded vacuum cleaner who is "beautiful" and kind-hearted x the sesame glutinous rice ball saint who wants to destroy the world every day] Intention: Man can conquer heaven!