The next door is updating: "Textbooks in hand, first-class card making"
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Yunfu is a very beautiful lion cat with mandarin duck eyes, and is the well-deserved "cat of the house" among cat lovers. Unexpectedly, just after taking a nap, Yunfu traveled to the filming site of the first interstellar love show, and accidentally became a guest of this show.
For hundreds of years, the interstellar people, who could only glimpse the beauty of cats in the remaining data of the ancient earth, became excited and set off a wave of cat-absorbing by the whole people.
The audience across the screen is like this, let alone the guests who spend time with cats, completely forgetting their identity as romantic guests, they all prostrate themselves under the cat's flesh pad and evolve into cat slaves. What is love? Is it important to have kittens?
From then on, Yunfu lived a life full of stars in Lianzong. When the cat's fur is dirty, an interstellar admiral will massage and wash it with his own hands; when it is thirsty, the rich man will silently hand him a drink; when it is sleepy, the mermaid will take out the fish tail as a sleeping tool; when it is tired, a master craftsman will build a luxurious cat scooter on site; when its paws are itchy, the national treasure scientist will take out a stack of his patent certificates to sharpen the paws...
But as soon as Yunfu left the cat cafe and came to the interstellar, his heart became wild beyond measure. He feels that he has mastered enough survival skills in this survival drama, and is planning to become a free cat wandering around the world as soon as the show is over!
The show finally came to an end, but before Yunfu could even take a step out of the island, another big cat with a very familiar smell grabbed him on the back of his neck.
Yunfu raised his ears and said, "Don't think that I can't recognize you just because you're wearing a cat vest. Why are you stopping Mr. Cat?"
"You fished me to death, and you still want to be irresponsible?" A certain big cat took the cursing kitten home.
Calm and calm·Can turn into a fake cat·Admiral Attack (Sean) x Heartthrob Natural Fishing System·Real Cat·Shou (Yunfu)
1v1, don't buy stocks.
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Serial: "Textbook in hand, first-class card making"
On the eve of the exam, because the classroom was requisitioned as the exam room, Lu hope held a thick pile of textbooks in his arms and was about to move back to the dormitory when he accidentally stepped on the stairs. When I woke up again, I was in a completely strange world.
This world is not scientific at all. Everyone carries a stack of cards with them, from which they can summon card spirits to fight. There are also an endless stream of weapon cards, spell cards and illusion cards.
Just when he was lamenting that God was going to kill me, Lu Xi touched the textbook and took out a card, and thus began the journey of making cards.
So, on the ring, the audience saw such a scene.
The opponent sent his skeleton general, and Lu hope actually summoned a monkey. Just when the audience was lamenting the confusing behavior, they saw the monkey take out an iron rod, hit it with three iron rods, and beat the skeleton until it screamed.
The opponent presented the environment card "Maze", and Lu Ximo silently took out the spell card "All roads lead to Rome". The winding routes in the maze immediately turned into straight lines, leading to the exit.
The opponent took out the auxiliary card to add blood. Lu hope had an extra card spirit on the field. He shook his feather fan and started chanting "The late emperor died before he started his business half way", which actually cut the opponent's newly added health bar in half.
The opponent threw away the card and roared: "How can we play this? Please give me a way to survive!"
Lu hope: Let's do some research. Do you like Qin Shihuang who unified the six kingdoms more, or Sun Wukong who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace?
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Pre-receipt of "The Little Kitten Will Lie Down"
Xi west was a hard-working 996 worker in her previous life. When she came home exhausted from get off work every day, the thing she envied most was the sleeping kitten at home. But Xi west didn't expect that one day she would be able to travel through time and become a kitten as she wished.
Xi west: Thank God and start to lie down. Xi west, who has become a cat, is holding a milk bottle while imagining his beautiful future life. But he gradually discovered something was wrong. Why are people in this world so curly!
The little cat looked at his three Juanwang brothers.
The eldest brother is a cow cat known as a psychotic cat by people on earth. As the president, he is very strict and meticulous in everything he does. He is simply not like a "husky among cats". But Xi west had seen her eldest brother sitting upright in the office, but his eyes kept glancing at the round purifier on the table, and his claws almost reached out.
The second brother is the legendary orange cat who can collapse a kang, but he works out every day and eats light nutritious meals, and finally maintains his thin figure. He is the best star in the entertainment industry to maintain his figure. In fact, Xi west saw her second brother quietly swallowing in front of the cake on the set.
The third brother is even more outrageous. As a short-legged blue and white cat, he lifts the horizontal bar every day and thinks about lengthening his short legs all day long. One night Xi west saw her third brother hugging his legs and crying with a milky voice.
The little cat didn't understand, but was shocked!
Xi west: No matter how he rolls it, I will lie down!
Therefore, Xi west stayed up for sixteen hours without getting up. When the dinner bell rang, he rushed forward and immersed himself in the meal. In addition, the kitten needs to lie down at home. It is impossible to work part-time.
Ever since people in the interstellar age awakened to the beast form, they have always been ashamed of their beastly nature. Xi Xi's three brothers have always been against their own nature. They refuse to relax even for a moment when they are alone. The tense nerves at all times make their mental energy start to riot.
Until their little brother came, a black cat cub who was greedy, playful and sleeping. Seeing their idiot brother eating and sleeping every day, and occasionally being playfully entangled with yarn balls, they felt extremely relaxed and began to yearn for this kind of life.
Three brothers: nature awakens! I have worked hard for half my life, why can't I still enjoy it?
Xi Xi: Every day when I get up from my 800-meter bed, I can see a cow cat tearing down the house, an orange cat banging on the rice bowl to start the meal, and a blue and white short leg crossed to admire its beautiful legs.
Purpose: Caring for animals starts with me