Baijing is a trainee nurse in a mental hospital. He works conscientiously every day in order to become a full-time employee and receive five insurances and one housing fund.
However, the recent patients seem to be a little strange, they are beginning to be disobedient...
Facing the disobedient patients, Baijing could only offer persuasion with sincerity.
"Be obedient and take your medicine, otherwise you will be locked up in a dark room."
"It's not time to move around yet, you have to stay in bed obediently."
"Really, I've said it many times, you have to finish the food obediently."
Bai Jing considers himself gentle and considerate, but in the eyes of others, Bai Jing opens the mouth of the bloody severed head and stuffs pills, drags a man several times bigger than him on the ground, and feeds a spoon full of wriggling maggots into the player's mouth with a weird smile...
The players were trembling: Help, this is not the junior copy as promised!
Baijing was looking forward to the day when his job would be regularized, but what he was waiting for was an electronic notification:
In view of the fear value and jaw-dropping value you have received, our company sincerely invites you to join "Death to Be Happy" and become a player anchor.
Bai Jing raised his hands and said, "Is there five insurances and one housing fund?"
System assistant: "This is another contract..."
So while other players were trying their best to save their lives, Baijing had already lived a leisurely life with five insurances and one housing fund (not true).
There are only two things that make Baijing happy every month, receiving wages and waiting for wages.
Until he met a dying man who was still barely good-looking.
System Assistant: "Kill him and double your salary."
Bai Jing's chicken pecked at the rice: "Okay, okay."
The man bit Bai Jing's neck: "If you change jobs, you'll get six risks and one gold."
Bai Jing: "Okay, okay"
System Assistant: "What the hell?"
The social animals are not human beings and are attacked by the old gangster's arrogance
Opened: I am a profiteer in the horror world
Baiyao is a businessman. He walks in both the right and wrong ways and earns money with his life. He thought that even if there were ghosts blocking his way, it would not stop him from making money, until he was accidentally involved in the terrifying world where humans and ghosts coexist, and actually came into face-to-face contact with ghosts.
He adheres to the philosophy of people being talkative without stopping, ghosts scaring people without scaring people, lying to ghosts if they can't deceive people, and trying to find a bright and bright road in the world of horror!
So, while the humans around him were hiding and trembling in fear, Baiyao took Suxiao Jiuxin Pills while holding his empty wallet, looking forward to the visit of the gods.
In the middle of the night, a female ghost blocked the toilet, and Baiyao tightened his waistband. The female ghost pulled back her long hair that covered her face, and said shyly and hoarsely: "Do you have someone to protect your throat? I've been screaming a lot lately and my throat hurts."
The wealthy baby spirit climbed up on the shoulders, blowing Yin Qi. Baiyao had goosebumps all over his body, but he kept talking: "Do you want mom to love you more? Brother Good Boy Baodian will give you a discount. Can you come down first?"
Shenshan was imprisoned in the coffin of a headless corpse. Baiyao held a cross in his hand and recited the Diamond Sutra in his heart. He said to the corpse beneath him: "Do you want to find the head? The brain detector will search for it. Not only yours, but also those of eight generations of your ancestors can be found."
Produced in the mall, absolutely exquisite. It is up to the buyer to judge whether it is genuine or not. Once sold, it will not be returned or exchanged.
Recently, it has been rumored among humans and ghosts that a profiteer has appeared, and the reviews are mixed.
The much-talked-about Baiyao woke up in the blood-red bridal chamber. When he opened his eyes, he saw the pale-faced groom. He pushed out the silk stuffed in his mouth and showed a standard professional smile with eight teeth: "Dear, do you want to have a perfect wedding night experience? Do you want to become an undefeated myth? The rejuvenation pill is currently on sale. One can of 888 and two cans will only cost you 99. Don't miss this opportunity!"
The groom smiled: "Okay, madam."
Baiyao: Stay... I, am I cheating myself? !
People are timid but not timid·Money is the right way·The king of digging is shou vs. Having too much money is the ghost and the king is attacking
Purpose: Live hard
