A master predicted that Jiang Chi would be more valuable to his father than his son, and he was more valuable than anyone else. Jiang Chi thought to himself how expensive a few thousand dollars a month would be. Until one day he picked up a mysterious reward order with his photo printed on it, and was blinded by the long list of zeros on it... Jiang Chi: If it weren't for my children, I would have sold myself.
On the way to worship ancestors during the Qingming Festival, Jiang Chi picked up a child and took it home. This child had special habits. He often stayed up at night and hid under the quilt playing with his pile of small boxes.
One day out of curiosity, he quietly opened one and saw his ex-boyfriend who had been dead for more than two years...
Ex-boyfriend: I was wrong. I shouldn't have cheated on you at the time, but everything comes to an end after death. Can you please bury me again?
Jiang Chi: Lie down first and then talk!
Then he opened the second box - the mummy of an internet celebrity that disappeared from the National Museum not long ago.
Mummy: Actually, I'm not in a hurry to go back. I can gain insights by going out occasionally.
Jiang Chi: You're not in a hurry, I'm in a hurry, you've got a lot of experience with a mummy!
I actually hesitated before opening the third box - it turned out to be a foreigner with blond hair and blue eyes.
Jiang Chi: Who is this?
Naughty kid: I don't know him. When I was traveling, I thought he looked good, so I brought him back with me.
International News: The body of Prince
Jiang Chi:......
Outrageous! Angry! Anger! ! Furious! ! !
Seeing that something was not going well, the naughty kid quickly picked up one of the shiny golden boxes to please him.
"Dad, I leave you this most beautiful coffin, do you like it?"
Jiang Chi lost his temper in an instant and was so moved that he didn't dare to move.
Jiang Chi, a new father: Sorry, Sorry, Smith... I'm sorry, this child has some special habits, please understand!
Later, the notorious parent of a naughty child, Jiang Chi: If you are not considerate, there is nothing I can do about it.
All the sufferers: forgetful bastards! Pike! Asiba! Eighty!
The happy daily life of father and son, one is responsible for digging it out and the other is responsible for burying it back. The child is a little monster with a collecting habit. We should not hold him to human moral standards.
Intention: Father's love is like a mountain, and the mountain is towering. Father and son are together, sharing a family relationship.
Reader comments
Keep writing, big brother! I really want to see the back [star eyes]
"She" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
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Keep writing, big brother! I really want to see the back [star eyes]
"She" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ him