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Jiang Xing is a well-known topic speaker on a certain website. He uses a voice changer all year round and never shows his face. He even wears half-gloves when giving lectures live.
For some reason, he was transferred to Yunzhao Experiment No. 1 By his family.
Jiang Xing performed well as usual and was second to last in the class.
The last one is his deskmate named Ji Xu. He is a stingy man who regards relationships as money-losing as a motto in life.
They made an appointment to post stickers on the last two lines of their report card, as brothers who would never be separated from each other.
Soon afterwards, after Jiang Xing finished a live lecture, he received several long private messages, the contents of which were as follows:
[Are you here? I want someone to customize a basic exercise material for each subject, the most basic kind]
[It's like this. I have a deskmate who is not very smart, has a soft heart and is thin-skinned. I want him to study hard. The price is negotiable]
[It is best if the cover is written in a more advanced way, so that he will think that the questions he is doing are also very advanced]
Jiang Xing: "..."
After reading the private message, he felt that there was something wrong with both this person and his deskmate.
For the sake of money, after he stayed up late to finish the paper, he made up a very advanced name - "Advanced Question Bank" and sent it over.
A few days later, this thick pile of "Advanced Question Bank" appeared on his desk.
Jiang Xing: "..."
He glanced at the proud tablemate next to him.
Ji Xu, his deskmate, was completely unaware: "Hey, Jiang Xing, what do you think? I'll treat you well. This kind of "Advanced Question Bank" is made by smart people, and it fits your identity very well!"
Jiang Xing: "..."
Md idiot.
If it wasn't for him, it would be up, so he would believe it.
Ji Xu is really not a human being.
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Later many years later.
Jiang Xing returned home and as soon as he took off his tie, he was carried to the bedroom.
The moonlight faded slightly, and there was a cold and forbearing curse.
"Ji Xu... You are... Not a human being..."
Ji Xu kissed his ear, "Many years ago, I didn't want to be a human being."
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Pre-receipt of "Professional BE Master"
Yu Lian is a professional writer of bloody BE scripts.
Hate the sea and love the sky, substitute literature, white moonlight and cinnabar mole, I love you, you love him, he loves me... Using countless ancient sadistic literary jokes, each world exit is poignant and tragic.
Before retiring, Yu Lian chose an extremely dangerous world that was a fusion of multiple novels in order to obtain the highest level of retirement benefits.
Slag attack one: the first in the fairy world.
Yu Lian is the chief disciple of the First Immortal Lord. He is gentle and generous, and quietly handles all matters in the peak. He suppresses the forbidden love for his master in his heart, struggles in pain, and gradually develops inner demons.
Master was very kind to him.
Good enough to be seriously injured for him.
The master was also very bad to him.
So bad that he ripped out his heart for someone who looked similar to him.
Later, the always ruthless Master was covered in blood, and he returned the heart to him with great care, with red eyes: "Alian, I will give my heart back to you, will you still love me..."
But, Master, how can you put back the heart you dug out? How can you love someone without a heart?
Slag Attack 2: The first mortal enemy in the fairy world, the Lord of the Underworld.
The Lord of the Underworld pinched his chin: "Yu Lian, you love him to the point of losing everything. I want you to forget him. When you fall in love with me, I will unlock your memory. You must be beautiful when you collapse."
Yu Lian really fell in love with him.
The Lord of the Underworld does not know how to love, so Yu Lian taught him little by little, and he gave the Lord of the Underworld a lot of love.
So when all the beautiful phantoms are torn apart, the desolation born from the pain and despair is enough to chill people to the bone.
Hades finally learned to love.
But he will never find the one who loves him.
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Yu Lian opened the script he had written and was extremely satisfied when he saw the increasing completion of the plot.
Reading guide:
1. The protagonist is beautiful alone in the end, and there will be no cp
2. End one relationship before starting another.
3. The ancient dog-blooded dog was cremated directly at the Zigong Crematorium.
Purpose: Only by studying hard can you embrace a better life.