Kang Qi welcomed an uninvited guest who called himself "I". This guy didn't even say hello and just lived in Kang Ti's body. It was only after Kang Qi met the doctor that he officially got to know this guy. His name is: Mr. Tumor.
This guy is very stinky. He always looks aloof, saying "I" when he opens his mouth and "Gujia" when he doesn't, as if the whole world should follow him, which makes Kang Qi very angry.
But there really is such a chat group in this world, where the tumor man is pampered to the heavens. This is a wonderful place. All the organs in Kang Qi's body are here, but what happened to everyone? Why are you so afraid of Mr. Tumor?
Want to know what will happen in this mysterious chat group?
Do you want to know how Kang Qi confronts the tumor man?
Now, let's start chatting together! ! !
Small theater:
Tumor King: I am the emperor
Budaiwei: Emperor? What? Can it be eaten?
Hahazui: The emperor is a position, the ruler of the human world, but it is gone now, it is out of date, how do you know how to eat it?
Butaiwei (angry): Are you still talking about me? Don't even look at yourself, you, if you don't eat, can I eat it?
Hahazui: But the one called the "Big Eater" seems to be... You, right? Haha...
Budaiwei:......
It's so annoying, ah! No, I'm so angry! ! !
Cancer King: ... Hey! I'm here! You are off topic! ! !
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Copywriting of "Creating an Ancient Theme Park":
This article is also known as: "Ms. Sir, how many vests do you have?"
These days, it is no longer unusual to catch a time-travel train. Gu Qi blinked twice and accepted the time-travel thing. But what she couldn't accept was that she had traveled through time and was not given a golden finger.
In this ancient time where people were unfamiliar with the place and technology was backward, there was no golden finger. How could she survive as a person who couldn't do anything but eat, drink, play and have fun?
What? You said going to farm?
Haha, thank you! Have you heard that if the four limbs are not diligent, the five grains will not be separated? He is talking about Gu Qi Benqi. Let Gu Qi improve rice seeds? It would be more practical for her to learn the difference between seedlings and grass first;
What? Invent soap and glass and make a lot of money?
Haha, thank you! That would require Gu Qi to remember the chemical formula, or even a few earthworks! Unfortunately, there are none. I still remember that H2O is water, which is the result of the chemistry teacher burning high incense;
What? You mean gourmet food?
Haha, thank you! This Gu Qi is quite knowledgeable, but who can tell her how to convert "oven at 100 degrees, bake for 10 minutes" into a wood stove?
What? What do you think those time-traveling predecessors did? Why can everyone be so successful? Gu Qi was also thinking about this problem. The key to the problem was that it was not written in the novel!
Gu Qi finally learned from the pain and thought about her strengths carefully and seriously. It seemed that she could only "play", and she was pretty good at it!
But she didn't expect that she would really go out of her way to play this game! ! !
Motto: Believe in yourself and you can defeat even the disease!