
Self-Rescue Guide for Men
男一自救指南
by Full Moon over Mountains and Fields (山野满月)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 289k Words
- Chapters
- 81
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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The down-and-out young man in the fishing department suffers Iceberg loyal dog undercover attack Sweet, cruel, dog-blooded, double cleansing HE ——Copywriting—— Song Yu, who returned to China, never expected that the sweetheart he had been looking for for five years would actually be hiding under his father as an assistant, and he was still doing well! ! ! Song Yu stared at the flower of the high mountains in front of him, and his determination to knock it down was extremely strong... He narrowed his eyes slightly, licked his lips slowly, and said with a smile: "Hello, Mr. Assistant, my name is Song Yu. You will have to work hard in the next days~" "Yes." Mr. Jiang nodded with a cold expression and watched calmly as Song Yu unleashed his damn charm (acting as a demon). It wasn't until one day when Song Yu was lying on the bed rubbing his waist that he realized how the plot was going to be completely different from what he expected! ! ! However, it didn't take long—— After all his property was confiscated, Song Yu finally realized that he had been cheated of his heart, body and money! ! ! ! Song Yu, who wanted to understand, took the small burden on his back and decided to leave that night... But unexpectedly, the danger ahead was dangerous, and there was a yandere villain waiting to put him under house arrest. Scumbag: "Don't leave, my wife, I was wrong, please go home! Why are you running, my wife! Don't run!" Song Yu: "Here is a ticket to the crematorium. If you accept it first, it will be regarded as our breakup fee." Yandere: "Baby, I've thrown away the cage and the silver chain... Please look at me again!" Song Yu: "Don't, it's such a waste to throw away this golden cage. Come on, get in by yourself." —————————— New article "[Quick Travel] Strategy for that SSR!" Yayoi never expected that after his death, he would accidentally enter the most popular love development game. The game assistant told him that only by successfully conquering the four SSRs in the game can he successfully pass the level and survive. Falling in love with a top handsome guy is such a good thing? System: That's right, complete the main, branch, and hidden tasks and collect SSR limited skins to get favorability and point rewards, which can be redeemed for various fun props~ ABO World 1: White Wolf Bamboo Horse Alpha × Broad-eared Fox Transfer Student Omega Yayoi looked at the task on the electronic screen: [Main mission: Obtain the temporary mark of SSR] He shook his foxtail behind him and said lazily: "Wow, this mission is really exciting. If he doesn't want to, can I tie him up and force him?" System: You can't play dirty, you need to re-understand your identity as an omega! Entertainment World 2: "Forced to Pass" Movie King × "Fancy and No Money" Little Idol [Main mission: Let SSR take care of you] In front of an ordinary little restaurant, Yayoi's eyes were full of stars: "Brother, I have never eaten in such a high-end place." SSR: "Although I have passed away, I will definitely work hard to become popular in the future so that Mi Mi can live a good life." How could the two of them, as real bigwigs in the entertainment industry, have no money? The system silently watched the two of them play each other, wondering when they would fall off the horse! World of Cultivation 3: The "fake waste" immortal who accidentally ate the fox pill? The "real waste" young master of the fox clan who lost the fox pill [Main Mission: Retrieve Fox Pill from SSR] Yayoi held the wine with sleeping pills in it, placed it in front of Master SSR, and said obediently: "This is the peach blossom wine brewed by Mi Mi herself. Please taste it, Master." Master SSR picked up the wine glass, glanced at the white powder floating on the wine, and the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously, and said lightly: "Very good, I have brought some peach blossom wine with me when I go down the mountain this time. Please try it." Before going to bed, Yayoi couldn't help but secretly drink a little. As a result, when she woke up, she felt that her mouth was inexplicably swollen! ! ! Fantasy Western World 4: Big Tail Mermaid Slave × Human Count with Special Physique [Main mission: Obtain shark beads] Yayoi, who was at the auction house during the day, said arrogantly: "If there is nothing I can't get, no one can snatch this mermaid from me!" Yayoi, who was lying in front of the aquarium at night, said pitifully: "I was wrong, big-tailed fish, please forgive me... Bah! If you spit out water again, I will treat it as if you have forgiven me~" The next second, there was a "snap", and the tip of the bright blue fish tail slapped Yayoi's face hard. Purpose: Know the law and abide by it, and create a harmonious and beautiful society together
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