Due to some things in reality at that time, I was forced to give up this article. It is a pity for me... I hope to fill in her one day
Preliminary article: After reading the book, he became famous because of salted fish farming [variety show] Please collect it
Sha Diao Wo Liu Metaphysics
Zhen Mi became the Zombie Emperor for seven generations and finally came back.
He found out that he was the cannon fodder of a fantasy novel and died early.
Cannon fodder is good, cannon fodder is wonderful, there are no KPIs, there is no pressure to be lazy and fish.
Zhen Mi only wants to be an ordinary 18-year-old girl and enjoy an ordinary life.
Unexpectedly, the Zombie King's powerful mental power also came with him. Can she see ghosts? !
As a result, the development of the situation was like a wild horse that was out of control.
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Zhenmi's diary:
At the banquet, Zhenfu's friend asked: Do you know the brand of this red wine?
I shook my head.
She smiled and introduced: This is Romanee-Conti's red wine. A bottle is worth nearly 40,000 yuan. It is a pity that such an expensive wine is allowed to be drunk by some people.
I wonder: Is it valuable? It seems that my father gave me a nearby winery. You can come to me if you want to drink next time.
Her moved expression changed.
I asked her kindly: Do you believe in ghosts?
She held her head high proudly: We must firmly believe in science and prohibit superstition.
I quietly remind you: When you can't bear the karma ghost behind you that keeps blowing air conditioning on you, you can come to me and I will help you get rid of it at a discount.
Her face twitched as she was moved again.
Today is also a day to help others and be an ordinary girl, so nice!
Ps:
Zhenmi's version of rules for ordinary girls:
Keep a low profile and don't need any attention-grabbing features!
Personality: Easy-going, cheerful, enthusiastic and helpful---looking at the trembling ghost trying to smile++++++get
Appearance: Ordinary and not eye-catching---look at the thick bangs and big frames in the mirror+++get
Grade: At least pass---Ah, this... Summon ghost servant++get
Love: Definitely not to fall in love prematurely---well, she has already grown up +++get
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(Others are to be added. If there are any differences, please refer to the first point!)
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The ruthless CEO Fu Yuxuan likes to cook, but the food he makes can send people away immediately.
Until that day when he saw Zhen Mi religiously holding up the mustard honey turkey noodle cake he had made and finishing it without changing her expression with endless aftertaste.
Fu Yuxuan: Is this... Is this true love? QAQ!
Zhen Mi, who has been a zombie king for too long, has lost her taste: "..."
Cat doubts. Jpg.
The boss heroine who is obsessed with being an ordinary girl
ps: The character design picture comes from a Meigu who sent the picture to bs, I would like to express my feelings~
Preliminary article: Salted fish farming became popular after reading the book [Variety Show]
Copywriting:
Mishu is wearing a book.
He became the cannon fodder in the entertainment industry + wealthy family + business war.
To earn an eye was to frame the heroine, but was immediately exposed by the male co-star, causing ridicule on the entire Internet, and was hidden by the company. From then on, he started a life of poverty and death.
Mi Shu touched her chin, remained silent for a long time, and admitted generously that it was her who did it!
Under the screen full of question marks, Mi Shu ran away with all her baggage.
Mi Shu looked at the space that followed her and recalled the 1,000 square meters of wasteland she had been allocated.
What kind of bloody plot is mixed in? Wouldn't it be nice to lie down?
Mi Shu comes from the future interstellar, and everyone is born with abilities, but her space ability used for planting is useless. She spent her whole life trying to gain recognition, but she couldn't get it until the end.
Mi Shu gave up and lay down.
Anyway, in this era, space capabilities are enough!
Later, when Mi Shu was eating cool and juicy watermelon and oversized strawberries in the hot summer, she received an invitation to a lifestyle variety show.
Mishu:?
==Dah ah
The liquidated damages can be as high as 100 million...
Okay, it's just a matter of changing places to lie down.
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Mi Shu did not expect that she would be praised for her generous admission that she had done something wrong.
Netizen: Woman, you are so charming, you caught my attention!
When I first heard that Mi Shu was going to participate in the "Enjoy Life" variety show,
Netizen: Slow variety show? Impossible, Mi Shu will definitely cause trouble if she's here! There won't be a fight, right?
But Mishu showed everyone a fancy way of lying flat, and all her thoughts were spent on fighting the director to fight for the chance to lie flat.
It made everyone laugh and cry.
Netizen: What kind of slow variety show is this? This is a variety show to complain about rice!
So Mi Shu became more and more angry the more she lay down.
Later, the video of Mi Shu picking extra-large strawberries, extra-large cherries, pink peaches... That she grew herself went viral.
[Oh my God, why is my skin still so white after working under the scorching sun? !
[Ah ah ah ah, my sister's beauty is killing me!
[Wait, is this a fruit that should exist in the real world? ! A fist-sized strawberry? A cherry as big as an apple?
[Should I say it or not, seeing her eating so deliciously makes me want to eat it! !
Netizens left messages one after another: Please give Mishu a link to sell fruits!
Even the fruit farmers are crazy about buying seeds! !
Finally, experts came: joining the Academy of Agricultural Sciences and applying for a patent is not a dream!
So I ate watermelon that can whiten skin, strawberries that can remove acne, corn that can increase hair... And this was born!
Netizens burst into tears: Thank you Mi Shu for allowing us to realize the freedom of fruits, vegetables and health!
As the first celebrity in the entertainment industry to apply for an agricultural patent, Mi Shu was completely out of the entertainment industry!
Super cool article!
Concept: What is the difference between a person without dreams and a salted fish?
