"Brother, I'm really curious about what our dad looks like, and how poor he is before he can jingle, jingle, jingle." The little cutie said, holding her cheek.
"Eh... Don't jingle-dang-dang-dang, I promise you, let's spend a lot of money to recruit a father first."
"Yeah! Recruiting daddy?"
Purpose: Don't reason with women, only fall in love with women