Once upon a time there was a little girl who was picking mushrooms. She carried a smelly bag to school. Twisting to the left, panning to the right, and with a bang, the school exploded.
As an adult with sound mind and body, of course I have to use firecrackers to blow up stinky cakes! How can you take something as small and fresh as a smelly bag! Ho ho ha hey!
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