
After Eavesdropping on the Voice Packets, My Senior Brother's Device Crashed
偷听语音包后,师兄他人设崩了
by Huangpi Xiaoqiuqiu (凰皮小丘丘)
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[Continued from the article "After the Green Tea Girl Paired with Salted Fish, All the Senior Brothers Wanted to Flirt with Me", please save it~ The copy is at the bottom of this article] Hua Yan was in a car accident and time-traveled into the body of a villain heroine with the same name. This villain is not some heaven-defying BOSS, but a stupid villain who tirelessly does bad things and gives away experience through persistence. The evil deeds never succeed, and they always shoot themselves in the foot. The meaning of existence is to be the experience package for the protagonists. Even though he is not strong enough, he still provokes a lot of big guys: The eldest brother is the reincarnation of the Azure Dragon God who participated in the ancient war. The second senior brother is the son of the Demon Lord and the Fairy Queen who are living in the mortal world. The younger brother is a lonely soul of the judicial beast Haechi scattered in the world. The number one son of the demon world is the reborn demon ancestor of the three realms. He once made a magnificent move to unify the three realms. As long as she offends one of these people, she will not die. The key is, she has offended so many. In the end, he died at the hands of others and made the world laugh. Hua Yan, who has traveled through time, always reminds herself: Don't get close to the protagonist, or you will become unfortunate. But how can I, with my humble talent, survive in this world where strong men are everywhere? Just when Hua Yan was at a loss what to do, the most powerful immortal love voice system was activated. As long as she listens to the voice every day, she can improve her strength and obtain rare treasures! Who would have thought that Senior Brother could actually eavesdrop on her immortal love voice package: [The god of eternity has been sleeping for too long, and when he wakes up, the world has changed.] Senior Brother:? [Hundreds of millions of years have passed, how come human beings are deteriorating more and more in their cultivation of immortality? Senior Brother:? ? ? Is this what she thinks? [Senior brother, after hundreds of millions of years, I have only you in my heart. I wonder if you still remember me. Senior Brother: It turns out that she is not only a great god, but also has a past life relationship with me! A few years later: Gradually, Huayan persists in staying away from the protagonist and living on her own. Who knows: Senior Brother: "Junior Sister Hua, the moonlight is just right tonight, why don't you and I use the aura of the moon to have a discussion?" Hua Yan: "No need, Senior Brother. It's not good to stay up late. It's still important for us to save our lives." Voice package: [Senior Brother, I didn't understand the charm in the past, let's not live up to the beauty tonight. The eldest brother understands it, it turns out that she has been trying to welcome her but also resisting her! The senior brother raised his hand and said, "Come on, be happy~ Anyway, you have a lot of time." Huayan was so frightened that she ran away. Not only that: Second Senior Brother: "Junior Sister, it's not good to be hungry. Finish this bowl of porridge quickly." Junior brother: "Senior sister, you always have nightmares at night. I will accompany you tonight so that you won't be afraid." Hua Yan was so frightened that she shouted: "Don't come over! Don't come over!" Who knows, when the time comes for the Three Realms War: Everyone: "Protect Junior Sister Hua (Senior Sister Hua) (Girl Flower)." Huayan used the Eternal Sword Killing God that was just rewarded in the voice pack: "You guys stand back and let me come!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "After the green tea girl was paired with salted fish, all the senior brothers came to flirt with me" Lu Yao once traveled through time and entered a book, becoming a green tea heroine with the same name. The original person wanders between the master and his brothers in the book, talking to others, telling ghosts, acting cute in front of others, fighting with others behind the scenes, smiling on the surface, but being MMP behind the scenes. When the master found the opportunity to teach the heroine alone, the original body came out crookedly holding her stomach: "Master, I have a stomachache." The master touched her head with a "kind look" and said, "Be patient with the pain. This is also a kind of practice." When the eldest brother and the heroine were about to go down to the secret realm together and accept the test of life and death, the original man ran out with a broken wooden sword and said coquettishly: "Elder brother, please take care of me. My magic weapon is so bad that no one can beat it." The senior brother gave a meaningful and evil smile: "A magic weapon is a foreign object, what's the difference between good and bad?" After the second senior brother made a loving breakfast for the heroine who was seriously injured and in great pain, he ran to the second senior brother: "Second senior brother, I'm so hungry, and I want to eat too. My appetite is very small, I only take a small bite." The second senior brother looked at her meaningfully: "Even if you only take a small bite, you will almost become a little pig." When the third senior brother was about to rush into danger alone, just to find the heroine's favorite Linlang tiara, the original figure ran out with a pouted mouth: "Third senior brother, that tiara is so beautiful, I want it too. It's a pity that no one will go through life and death for me. I'm so sad." The third senior brother snorted coldly: "No one will die for you, then you should die by yourself." From God's perspective, Lu Yao knew that everyone from her master to her senior brother were masters of whore detection, and they had long seen through the original green tea heroine who was sweet-talking, full of scheming, and had different personalities. Therefore, Lu Yao, who traveled through time in the book, was about to face a dazzling trick of committing suicide, and the tragic experience of being beaten to death by decent people in the end. "Ding dong! The system has been activated." [Hello host, you have been bound to the Green Tea Cultivation System. As long as you betray the male protagonist, frame the female protagonist, and provoke the relationship between the male and female protagonists, you will become stronger. Lu Yao:? Do you think I didn't die quickly enough? I won't practice this immortal anymore! ---------------------------------------- Linchuan Sect is the most special sect in the entire Six Realms. What is special about it is that it does not accept newcomers. Only by becoming a leader in other sects can one be qualified to enter the Linchuan Sect. Therefore, this also caused the few senior brothers in the sect to behave like sheep in front of the master, but outside, they were all destructive beings. The eldest brother is the chief administrative officer under the Immortal Emperor. He has the strongest staff in the six realms. He greets and sees off guests on weekdays and is good at dancing. The second senior brother is an arrogant fox demon who has been practicing for thousands of years. Although he is older, his white fur and red eyes coupled with a big fluffy tail make him look like a good-looking member of the sect. The third brother is the strongest swordsman in the human world. He is usually taciturn and unsmiling, but he once killed gods and demons with one person's power, with the goal of sweeping away the world's unrest. But in such a chaotic sect, there is a useless person like Lu Yao who has been cultivating immortals for many years and has not broken through the Qi refining stage. And everyone understands a secret truth: Junior sister Lu Yao is the well-deserved first favorite of the group. Although everyone admires Lu Yao, no one knows who Lu Yao is attracted to? As a result, the fellow apprentices in Linchuan Sect were jealous, fighting openly and secretly, with smiles in front of them and knives behind them. In order to maintain the harmony of Linchuan Gate, Master made an unwritten rule with everyone. No one can show love to Junior Sister Lu Yao. But at this time, a guy who didn't know which sect he came from actually went directly to Linchuan Gate to propose marriage to the junior sister. At this time, Lu Yao was overjoyed. It was enough to have one person grow old together. And the entire Linchuan Sect was panicked. Senior Brother: "My little junior sister was abducted by others?! The sect's rules have ruined my life." Second Senior Brother: "Little Junior Sister, I was wrong, I shouldn't have hesitated to move forward!" Third Brother: "Why would I listen to those people! I should have taken action a long time ago!" PS: The script changed after the heroine traveled through time. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Purpose: Self-rescue and self-improvement


