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After being confessed to a girl for the umpteenth time
Li Yufeng: Sorry, I have a partner
Friend: Do you have a partner? ! In which shift?
Li Yufeng: Class 6
Friend: There are only three girls in Class 6, and they all have boyfriends. Are you a mistress or... Do you like boys?
Just when everyone was feeling sorry that the school sweetheart was gay and already had a partner.
Passerby A: Well, I saw him shopping with his girlfriend on the street today.
Everyone:? ? ? Isn't he gay? Wait, is this girl from Class 6? Why haven't I seen her before?
Li Yufeng: I didn't say he was from our school either.
Everyone:...
Mission: Honesty and trustworthiness, study hard