The old captain stared at the crew member's love investigation report, his face as dark as the bottom of a pot.
"You all really don't make me worry."
"Qiong clearly likes her from the bottom of her heart, but she rejected her proposal in public!"
"Lewis is the same. I thought she was the most stable one, but this time it's better, she said she ran to Earth on a whim!"
"Or is this boy Oscar trying to save me some trouble... What? He found a boyfriend who is much older than him, or does he work for the Universe Alliance?!!!"
"Captain, calm down! Someone come and stop him, he's going to steal the guy!!!"
Spaceship: I was so scared.
Use one sentence to describe the three pairs of CPs in the article (two pairs of lilies and one pair of bases):
The first couple: Ah, yes, yes, you have already broken up (see everything jpg)
Couple 2: Can you do that again - I don't have any interest in her at all
The third pair: The little wolfdog who likes to cling to the calm German shepherd and act coquettishly
ps: This article is sometimes ridiculous and sometimes cruel, and the ending will definitely be HE! (The author guarantees it with his own hair!!!)
Purpose: Assisting seems no easier than saving the earth