I Choose a Concubine for His Majesty

The queen's tool who swears to serve His Majesty and the royal family, chooses concubines every day, and handles things every day He is clearly the king of the sea, but in fact he is a young emperor who has never been in love. The concubine selection process officially begins. "Queen, what do you think of this?" "Ugly." "Huh?" "What I say is ugly is ugly. Do you want to disgust the Emperor with it?" "Don't dare." "Next one." "What about this, Queen? What do you think?" "Ugly!" "?" "As skinny as a monkey, with a body like a frying pan? How can the emperor be satisfied with this?" "Then? Next?" "Yeah!" "Mother, please look at this person?" "Eye-searing!" "Huh?" "You didn't choose anything before entering the palace? Are you trying to crush the emperor to death with this weight?" "That? That?" "What is this and that? I was ordered to select a concubine for the Emperor. This is how you fooled His Majesty. You can also see these crooked things and make a new selection for me. According to the standards of this Palace, the Emperor must be satisfied." ... Soon after, the harem gathered their strength and finally selected twelve beauties for the emperor. The emperor almost died of anger when he saw them. When did these people become blind? Do they want to disgust me to death? The emperor came to the queen's palace with an angry face, and saw her asking him with a sad face, "Your Majesty, when can I become the Queen Mother? There are so many things going on in this harem that I am so tired that I can hardly breathe! " The emperor's eyebrows twitched slightly, he swallowed his anger and said softly, "As the Queen Mother, the Queen will also give birth to a prince for me!" "Are there not enough beauties in the harem for you to choose from?" Is this what people say? It's okay if I don't say it, but when I mention the emperor, I immediately feel like my hair is fried. "Then are the beauties that the Queen carefully selects for me day and night? How dare the Queen say these two words to them." The queen felt guilty, but she managed to say, "Oh, you put it like this, I am really looking at myself in the mirror like a pig. She is no longer a human being inside and out. Who can see the beauty and ugliness when the lights are turned off at night? Unless it's you who can't do it!" ... After three hundred rounds of fighting with the concubines in the harem, the queen was completely tired and came to Qian'an Palace in despair. "Your Majesty, when will I be able to take up the position of the Empress Dowager and live a long life?" "Wait for me to die, you cruel woman!!!" PS: This article is a fictional article and does not need to be taken seriously. It is completely unnecessary. Notice! ! ! Notice! ! ! 1. The heroine HR, a resolute and carefree straight woman The male protagonist has big pig hooves? Neptune? Scumbag? Nonono, he is just a cold, straight man who has never been in love 2. The most important thing is that if you like this article, you can add comments to it. If you don't like it, please make a suggestion and make friends. Novels are just some entertainment for us in our free time, so we can't criticize them negatively! Benfen is weak and will be sad! Intention: Love must be sincere, otherwise don't love