Pre-collection: "Swear to the Death to Defend Master's Innocence", "Am I Part of Your Play" and "Stupid Slave"
Please collect~~Stun the little angels~
Qi Yaozhi is a well-known model licking dog in the world of cultivation. After licking his junior brother for three hundred years, he left his apprenticeship and abandoned his path to immortality, and only then did he embrace a beautiful woman.
The day the two became Taoist couples, everyone thought Qi Yaozhi had licked it.
Qi Yaozhi thought so too, until his junior brother's sword penetrated his chest and shattered the magic pill.
Qi Yaozhi swallowed the blood and said affectionately: "It doesn't matter, I don't regret it."
The young man was as cold as snow, his brows were cold and stern, and he said coldly: "He is stubborn and ineffective."
Qi Yaozhi personally explains what it means to lick a dog and not be a housewife.
The system's voice sounded at the right time:
[The host dies, please prepare to leave the world. ]
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When he opened his eyes again, he had become the inner demon of his former Taoist companion, a succubus.
The self-cultivation of an innocent succubus is spent in promiscuity.
When Qu Wulou came looking for him with a cold face and a sword, Qi Yaozhi jumped into his arms, secretly held down his sword, and coaxed into his ear: "Don't be angry, I like you the most."
When Qu Wulou hugged him and reacted, Qi Yaozhi's eyes widened and he asked in surprise: "Is it possible to do such a thing to the inner demon?"
After hanging on for half a year, Qi Yaozhi finally got rid of Quwu Tower and sent people into the Demon-Slaying Cave with his own hands.
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The day Quwu Tower came out of the Demon Slaying Cave, the world collapsed and all the ghosts howled.
Everyone thought that the succubus would be tortured so hard that it would not be able to survive or die.
Qi Yaozhi closed his eyes and raised his neck to kill.
The ruthless junior fellow placed a kiss on his lips.
Warm reading tips:
I have never practiced immortality, so I just made it all up.
Starting from the wedding, it is essentially a crematorium for chasing his wife.
But it is heartless and emotionless, so it may not be a traditional wife-chasing crematorium.
1V1he
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"Swear to the Death to Defend Master's Innocence"
Ye Zhoumian argued with the unscrupulous author for three days and three nights over his favorite character, and his keyboard was almost full of sparks.
In Ye Zhoumian's eyes, although Ning Chunchi had a miserable life experience, he emerged from the mud unstained. He was kind, gentle and tough. He fell into the abyss several times and got up again.
Who knew that when Ning Chunchi was just one step away from ascension, the main line began to collapse.
Ning Chunchi's best brother fell in love with him, several of Ning Chunchi's apprentices had evil intentions towards him, and the biggest villain in the book wanted to merge with Ning Chunchi.
Ye Zhoumian's pupils were shaking, Ning Chun was practicing the ruthless way late!
After three days of online dialogue in the comment area, the author finally commented angrily: You don't understand the ruthless way at all!
Ye Zhoumian went crazy: You don't understand Ning Chunchi at all! ! !
The author replied to him: You understand:)
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Ye Zhoumian passed through the book and became one of the cannon fodder of the same name who hindered Ning Chunchi's ascension.
At that time, Cannon Fodder Gong was still a little kid no taller than Ning Chun.
Ye Zhoumian vowed to defend Ning Chunchi's innocence to the death.
When Ning Chunchi was about to drink the drugged wine, Ye Zhoumian grabbed the wine glass, took two sips, and said with a blushing face: "Thank you, Master."
When Ning Chunchi's brotherhood was about to deteriorate, Ye Zhoumian grabbed the corner of Ning Chunchi's clothes: "Master, I don't agree with this marriage!"
By the time Ye Zhoumian grew up, Ning Chunchi was finally just one step away from ascension.
Ye Zhoumian suddenly remembered that there was still a plot that was not over yet. He found the big devil and looked forward to death: "Let me come and let my master go."
After the hungry devil kept him in captivity for more than half a year, Ye Zhoumian was stunned.
Who will tell him why this big devil and Ning Chunchi have the same face?
"Am I also part of your play?"
Yunyu took a look at his character and felt as if he had entered a flower market:
1. The gloomy academic bastard attack that hypnotizes sports students.
2. The useless elder brother in the uncle-sister-in-law literature of the Republic of China.
3. In the literature about Master, he is the chief disciple who plots evil against the Master.
Well, the world is a huge grassroots team, and he is just a part of the play.
Yunyu follows the plot seriously, but every time the plot goes in a weird way.
After the athlete failed to hypnotize him, he was pinned down by the athlete and spanked...
I deliberately got drunk to create an opportunity for my brother and wife, but someone got under the bed at night...
"Stupid Slave"
Magatama is a loyal fool. In order to repay his aunt for saving her life, when the Zhao mansion was ransacked, Magatama escaped with the young master.
The two of them were hungry and cold, and were about to freeze to death in the ruined temple.
Magatama remembered that the prince had used a folding fan to lift his chin, and said regretfully: "You idiot, it's such a pity for this face."
In the wind and snow, Magatama crawled into the dog hole of the Hou Mansion, and was kissed by the prince for half an hour with disgust, and received a tael of silver.
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Magatama and the young master depended on each other, and the young master treated him very well.
Teach him how to read and write, sleep on the same couch with him, and hold his hands to keep him warm in winter.
Magatama thought he was the happiest person in the world.
When the young master wore the yellow robe, Magatama lay on the couch as carefully as before.
While half-awake, Magatama was kicked out of bed.
The young master pinched Magatama's chin, raised the corners of his lips, and said in a cold voice: "Dirty stuff."
Intention: Love others first and love yourself first
