Human Observation Report on a High-Risk World

Twins are cursed existences. This sentence is no different from a blessing to Orihara Izaya and Orihara Tsukimi. The twins used their strange brain circuits to successfully make their friends go down strange paths: Xia Youjie gradually darkened due to the bitter summer: "A non-magician is no different than a monkey." Orihara Tsukimi: "Hey, what do you want my brother to do?" He was helpless, "Please, he loves ordinary people so much, he will marry all human beings in the future" (Daiwu) Then he had a friendly battle with Xia Youjie, and because of his perverted brother-control attribute, he narrowly defeated him and successfully stimulated his friend's motherly love attribute. Orihara Tsukimi Satori Chuuji roared: "Become a boy mother!!!!!" Xia Youjie (Escape from the Bitter Summer. JPG):? I don't really want to admit that I lost to this guy. Gojo Satoru (to the assistant supervisor): It's so easy for Taicai to die. The auxiliary supervisor dares to be angry but dare not speak out. Orihara Izaya: "Hey... But the supervisor is more popular than you, Gojo, right?" He pointed at the chocolate in the back seat of the car with an expressionless face, "I was confessed to you yesterday, when are you going to say goodbye to your solo career?" Gojo Satoru: "..." Gojo Satoru: "To be invincible means to cut off love." (Confirmation) Orihara Izaya sighed: "What a boring answer. As expected, I still love humans more than you." Gojo Satoru:? What's going on? I was expelled if I wasn't careful? "Hmm... You're a bit like a god?" Orihara Izaya thought for a while, "But I really, really hate this kind of creature, so it's quite unfortunate, Gojo-kun." His black hair and red eyes became a symbol of evil at this moment. The usually easy-going young man sighed in a pious tone: "If my strength allows, I really want to be the one to kill the gods." 01: [If there is a swinging pendulum between each of the two extremes, then his interest is in observing this swing. "Hmm..." Tsukimi moved his eyes from the words on the paper to Orihara Izaya's face, and uttered an unknown modal word, attracting the attention of the person being watched. "... What are you looking at?" "It's not important, Izaya." Tsukimi changed the topic, "Speaking of which, Izaya likes humans. Isn't there any problem in this world with excessive ghosts? You won't be so sad that you will vomit, right?" Orihara Izaya looked like he was going to vomit because of Tsukimi's concern, and his face looked so bad. He always gets no benefit from arguments with Tsukimi, and this time is no exception. 02： Tsukimi held out the paper in his hand to the candle in front of him, and the paper with "Orihara Izaya" written on it was quickly devoured by the flames. It's no use, he thought. So what if he knew this conclusion? Of all the people he knew, no one could be like this person - so boldly proclaiming his desires and love. The candle flame was extinguished. In the darkness, Yue Jianli Zhinan let out a sigh He thought that when they were still in Ikebukuro, or maybe earlier, this intelligence agent had already begun to tell his love to humans. "I love humanity forever and ever." The light, sweet, maple syrup-like whisper enveloped the humans without them noticing. This was an oath forced upon them by a stranger named Orihara Izaya. Intention: Be yourself and never forget your original intention.