The articles "Black Lotus Concubine's Guide to Farming" and "Traveling to the Three Kingdoms, Your Majesty the Prime Minister Please Have a Dinner" have been completed. Pre-collection of "The Great Eunuch Fang Wenqing" and "The Crew of Traveling to Hengdian to Perform the Three Kingdoms"
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Mrs. Ding who traveled through time was, well, not a good character.
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Ding Yao knew Cao Cao's special fetish for women, and she feared this historical figure more than she admired him, so she decided to completely destroy him.
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If you like beautiful women, you can take concubines. Rather than letting a house full of ladies bother me, I would rather grow flowers, cook, do handicrafts, and listen to opera in the backyard. If you can't afford to offend me, can you still afford to hide?
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Finally one day, Cao Cao asked about Mrs. Ding.
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"What do you think of Madam Ru, the new wife in your house?"
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The servant happily replied: My wife is virtuous and treats them like sisters. We make appointments to drink tea, look at flowers, play mahjong and gossip together every day.
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Cao Cao's face suddenly turned dark.
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Isn't it good to have peace in the backyard while the servants are innocent? Cao Sikong wants to make the chickens and dogs in the backyard uneasy?
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Cao Cao, by the way, I just make them restless. I want to see Yaoyao jealous, but why is she so calm?
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After the Battle of Wancheng, Cao Cao came to Ding Yao's gate tremblingly. He stood alone for three days and three nights. A servant came over to remind him: Sikong, my wife has... Passed away. Please express your condolences.
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Cao Cao was angry: This is nonsense, pull this rumor maker out and behead him!
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Later, he discovered that Mrs. Huan, whom he had not cared about at first, suddenly changed her gender. The stuttering and lost woman suddenly recovered from a serious illness, and began to tinker with strange things in the backyard again.
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Cao Cao excitedly rushed up to hug her: "Yao Yao, are you back?"
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Ding Yao: A good horse never turns back, even if you are Cao Mengde.
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I, Ding Yao, am not lucky enough to dress up as your wife again and again. Either you let me go, or I will create trouble for you in your yard until you are willing to let me go.
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Later, Cao Cao held his newborn baby in his arms and narrowed his eyes with laughter: "Let's name him Cao Chong."
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Ding Yao: No! Cao Ding sounds better than Cao Chong!
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Someone took the opportunity to take advantage: It seems that my wife can't live without me for the rest of her life, and even the child has our last name.
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Ding Yao: Get out! Please Prime Minister fulfill his promise and let us mother and son go.
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Cao Cao thought to himself, don't even think about it.
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Non-canonical history, interpretation style, light-hearted writing ~ Private setting, some places do not match the time point or age, and the plot requires it ~
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I should be able to write a he, maybe to whitewash Cao Cao, or maybe the female protagonist is uniquely beautiful, but she doesn't completely break up with the male protagonist, to be determined.
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[This case was written on March 29, 2023]
Intention: Love yourself well