Green Tea Became Popular After Lianzong Salted Fish

The pre-collection copy of "I went to 90 to take the Tsinghua University exam with my mother" and "After the good-looking anchor lost her beauty" are at the bottom. An Zheng traveled through the book and became the female supporting character of the same name in a novel about the entertainment industry. As a comparison group for the heroine, the work was amazing and the fragrance of tea overflowed. Because he was joking with a married male artist on a variety show, he was scolded. The company ordered Anzheng to apologize live. So she burst into tears in front of the camera and begged everyone to forgive her. The barrage did not accept her apology. Why didn't you expect this day when you were teasing her? While everyone continued to spray, An Zheng was stunned for a moment, then stopped crying and her expression changed: "Apologise? Me? Why? A slap can't make a difference, why don't you scold that man? Let him apologize first." After saying that, it was off the air. Audience:? ? ? After thinking about it calmly, the audience said: She makes sense! One week after the live broadcast, An Zheng, as the female supporting actor, appeared on the same love show as the male and female protagonists. As a female supporting role, she should try her best to get everything the heroine wants. It is her mission to be scolded by everyone for her green tea. However, An Zheng did not. Green tea, aren't you tired? The program team asked female guests to choose male guests for a date. The female guests each had their own thoughts and wanted to choose first. An Zheng: Just give me the rest. In the show, the female guests all show off their feminine power and want the attractive male guests to fall in love with them. An Zheng: In nature, males attract females. I think male guests should find ways to please me. Audience: Is this still An Zheng? I want to see the strategy for teasing men with green tea! ? An Zheng, who single-handedly turned the love variety show into a competitive scene, became famous. An Zheng said: What happened? ——"I went to 90 to take the Tsinghua University entrance examination with my mother"—— Wenxi is 27 years old and is about to graduate from the 985 Direct Ph. D. When I returned to my hometown during the holidays and chatted with my mother, I learned that my mother had very good grades and wanted to take the Tsinghua University entrance examination. But the family chose to send only the younger brother with equally good grades to college. Mom said with emotion: "So I am very happy to see that you have achieved success in your studies." But Wenxi was not happy. Wenxi fell asleep next to her mother. When she opened her eyes the next day, she found herself in a strange room. On the desk in the room, there is a set of Longteng High School uniforms. - Wenxi put on her school uniform and went to Longteng High School to report. Walking into the classroom, she immediately saw a familiar face, the same as the one she saw in the photo album in the past, and even more energetic than in the photo. The head teacher introduced to everyone: "This is Wenxi, the new transfer student in our class. Wenxi, go and sit next to Lin Ye." Wenxi walked to her mother and suddenly realized that the person in front of her was not her mother, but Lin Ye. - Lin Ye smiled so hard that his eyes were crooked, and he greeted the new transfer student: "Hello, my name is Lin Ye. Which school did you go to before? Are your grades good? Why did you transfer?" Wenxi: "..." Mom, you are too curious about strangers! The boy behind Lin Ye pulled off her braid: "Hey, give me back the novel I borrowed from you." "Tsk." Lin Ye pried his hand away, took out a copy of "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" from the drawer and handed it over. The boy asked again: "Would you like to go see a movie on the weekend? I'll invite you." Lin Ye nodded sharply: "Okay, okay!" Wenxi:? ? ? Mom! I promised to take the Tsinghua University entrance examination! What novel are you reading? What movie to watch! ​​And this man is interested in you at first sight! Stay away from him! ​#Despite all difficulties, go to Tsinghua University with my mother# ——"After the good-looking anchor lost her beauty"—— Yu Xingxing is called the only fairy of Lemon TV by fans. But she knew that she was not a fairy, she just had too much beauty. With beauty enabled, I can't say that she looks nothing like me at all, I can only say that it has nothing to do with her. Of course, she is not ugly, but she has no fairy spirit. As a fairy, she didn't have to do anything, she just smiled at the camera. In one night, rich people spent tens of thousands on her, and all the comments were "Fairy", "It's really a star falling from the sky", "It's so fairy, I love it so much". Yu Xingxing feels like visiting a grave every day when broadcasting. She was suffocating to death. One day, there was a bug in Lemon TV. When she turned sideways to pick up something, her beauty was lost for two seconds—— [Who are you? ? ] [! ? I am such a big fairy! ] [The big brother on the list dried up and fell into silence] Yu Xingxing looked at the barrage that filled the screen and was stunned for a moment, then suddenly a line of words appeared in front of her eyes: [Congratulations to the host for being bound to the live system, please complete your first task: collect a thousand words of "ha"] ? Isn't this what she's good at? I have long wanted to live a healthy life! From then on, the word "immortal" could no longer be seen in Yu Xingxing's live broadcast room. Instead, it read: ［Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I just love to see some funny beauties and stars turning into orangutans [The anchor went crazy, and I laughed crazy too, hahahahaha] [666666 anchor's makeup skills can obviously rely on his strength to make a living, but he has to rely on his whole life] One day there was even wheat. Yu Xingxing was doing a girl group dance with special effects makeup on her, but a certain popular science blogger came to her. He was known for his aloofness and professionalism. His popular science content was: mental illness. It was when Xingxing was embarrassed and afraid of being caught by doctors for research. Over there suddenly stood up, pushed up his glasses, and began to twist along with the music played by Yu Xingxing. Yu Xingxing:? ? ? Audience:? ? ? *Special effects makeup artist × psychiatrist *Two sand sculptures, the main thing is to make a living, and the supplement is love. Purpose: a better life