Copywriting (1)
For the first time, Su Mo learned that cats pee standing up.
Meow Master: (Waving his paw) Of course, there's nothing strange about this. You've never seen a cat before. Cats are all like this!
Su Mo: It's true, but my family's wealth cannot walk upright or pee upright!
Meow Master: (disdainfully) Dogs, how dare lower creatures compare with this king... The blood of kings? Cats are the smartest species in the world!
Su Mo: Can cats also speak human language?
Meow Master: Cats speak nine languages!
Su Mo: But my eldest sister can't do that!
Meow: It's so stupid.
Su Mo: You are such a genius, I love you so much!
Meow Master: (horrified) I'm glad I'm glad to say goodbye... Ah, wuwu, don't hug me, wululu, ow... Woman, let go of me...
Copywriting (2)
Master Meow, why can't they see monsters? If I could choose, I would rather not have eyes like this. They are chasing me every day, in dreams, in reality, in the house, outdoors... Sunny days, rainy days.
Meow, "Are you afraid?"
Afraid! I'm afraid. I'm afraid that they will open their big mouths and swallow me in one gulp. No one will remember me. I'm afraid that other people will laugh at me for pretending to be crazy and talking nonsense all day long. No one will listen to me. Even the servants are avoiding me.
The best person to me is Uncle Wang, because he is willing to listen to what I say, even if he thinks I am talking nonsense, because at least that way I will not feel that I am alone in this world... Do you understand?
Master Meow did not speak, but flashed two sapphire-like eyes in the dark corner.
"Master Meow," Su Mo called tentatively...
For a long time, no response...
Master Meow... Su Mo was a little scared, afraid that even he was missing...
Meow! Meow... She whimpered softly...
Master Meow's furry fleshy palm gently touched her smooth forehead, it was cool but very warm.
"Su Mo... I'm here..."
(Copywriting 3)
Mortals are stupid, especially mortal women. Su Mo happens to be the stupidest among these women. She will believe whatever you say, even if she knows you are lying to her.
I said, "Su Mo, my family asked me to go back and get a wife, and I have to stay away for a while!"
With the big head, beard, and fat catfish, Ah Lan didn't believe it, and even Lian Tongzi, who was a child, didn't believe it. Everyone was laughing and joking...
She believed me and cried so hard that she hugged me and cried all day without letting go. She took pity on my smooth and soft fur. Why did you recruit her when I had nothing to do?
You must not do this next time...
A few days later…
Su Mo, I'm going to be away for a few days, can you just wait for me to come back...
Then...
Purpose: Healing