I Was so Messed up That I Was Forced to Become the Panxing Cult Leader

Once the god Qianfeng traveled through time, he was killed in his previous life, and he decided to make a big move in this life. ——The elementary school student originally wanted to mess around in Didan Elementary School and lead his classmates to live a happy life, but he was caught and detained by the police school team's Juan Wang brothers. Curly Brother: I want to train my sister to be a star of tomorrow! Kamishiro Chifeng: (paralyzed from exhaustion) Do you think I look like that material? ——Junior junior high school student wanted to do well in Teikou Middle School, but was deceived by the red-haired team leader into becoming a basketball manager. He could only smile and influence the crazy Rainbow Team. Red-haired Captain: Thank you for having you and never leaving you. Kamishiro Chifeng: (smiling bitterly) Otherwise, what else can I do? I can only forgive you like a father. ——I wanted to do well in a spell college in high school, but I heard that I didn't have to go to school and still get money, but I couldn't do well and was tricked into working part-time all week long. Black and White Shuangsha Dk: Does anyone want to hang out with the young and beautiful Dk? Kamishiro Chifeng: (pushing the two away) Don't block me, you can rest after finishing this order! In the end, she sadly discovered that it was impossible to mess it up, so just give it to me! Hahaha, I, Qianfeng, am not a human being! * Qianfeng, the god of the gods, suddenly became the leader of Panxing. They bathe and burn incense every day, provide compulsory science education to the congregation, or persuade the winery next door to transform its business into a new energy automobile factory, or remove orange peels from the back garden. Mixed Winery/High-Level Old Orange: Do you want to rebel? She covered her lips and smiled: I am creating a bright future for everyone! But on the way to becoming a leader, there are always some people who want to hold her back, crying and begging her not to become bad (bushi). Black-haired ball head (Er Kang's hand): Is there anything we can't face together! The white-feathered chicken fucks the cat (excited face): The position is different and it's more exciting! Black-skinned guy (with a pensive face): What on earth is she plotting? Red-haired elite (co-sinking): Whatever you want, I will help you. Kamishiro Chifeng, who just won the title of "Third Best Young Person in the City" yesterday: ... What weird things are you thinking about? The title of this article is also "After I was reborn, I wanted to be a loser, but I rolled up again" and "The Days When I and the People Around Me Persecuted Each other" Reading guide: 1. The early stage is slow, and the daily routine of mutual persecution becomes a serious drama in the later stage. 2. There are many single arrows, and finally the cp is the best. 3. The food industry is a mixed bag, and there are over-the-top plots for everyone. 4. I am very self-reliant, with a lot of bad jokes, and OOC and private content are overflowing. ———— Pre-receipt 1: "Don't attack Gin next time" Hanakain Haruna was trapped in the game "Super Real RPG: Love and Winery" and became a pea-eyed pixel with red lips and white teeth... And was also bound to a live broadcast system. ... Pixel people are just pixel people. The painting style is quite warm and harmonious, and the target of the strategy also looks quite cute. However, her barrage comments once made her feel that she would be banned. [Belmod, sister, bury it! [I want to watch the anchor and the whiskey group play with four people! [Attention, this man's name is Gin, he is a flower of the high mountains...] Hanakain Haruna: "..." Although the audience members also had a lot of demands, she was afraid of being reported to Kai Yin for partying, so she thought about it and decided to start with the spicy Flower of the High Mountain guide. The result is unsightly:) * In the first week, she chose to be an undercover agent on the red side, wanting to have an unparalleled love affair in which they would fall in love and kill each other, but the result—— [The man looks disgusted, kills you with one shot, and tells you that he hates rats the most. ] In the second week, I became Black's loyal little brother, and there was no problem in having a long-lasting love. The result—— [You have become a man's shield to stop bullets. The man said with a cold expression that the organization does not need useless guys. ] In the third week, Hanakain Haruna also got a strange identity. [You became a hostage of the organization and were sent by men to become a test subject for drug trials. ] Hanakain Haruna, whose moral value is only 3, is completely crazy. Goodbye! * Hanakain Haruna happily hugged her from side to side. The whiskey group was obviously very fragrant. It was also great to post with her big European sister. After posting this, she posted that. Now that she could finally go home, why couldn't she figure out how to conquer gin in the first place? The next second, a large gift package of imprisonment was presented, and the flexible girl was tied up with iron chains around her wrists and locked up in a dark dungeon, with the corners of her skirt stained with mud. The silver-haired Shark Hand sat astride the chair, his stern brows still sharp, but this time there was no whip or pepper spray, he just looked at her with an unclear look. Hanakain Haruna was confused: [I didn't steal any secrets this week, nor did I steal his underwear. What's wrong with him? The system was also silent: [... Maybe you know about Lima Syndrome? —— Preview 2: "Don't Touch My Puppy [Main Curse Return]" When I woke up, I had lost all my memories and stabbed the person who called myself "Mom". How could the weird aunt with sutures around her head be a serious person? What? I'm not an outlaw or an orphan, I'm just a little sick. So after three adoptions and then being deported, a suitable family finally found me willing to adopt me. The teacher at the shelter set up a table of wine to celebrate. Me: "..." On the first day after arriving in Miyagi Prefecture, the adopter's grandson had pink velvet hair, blinked his wet eyes, and curiously said hello. Hehe, I hate this slimy and chirping puppy the most. Stay away from me. The puppy with thick eyebrows and big eyes does all the housework and needs to be hugged every morning. It's really annoying but... It's quite warm. I don't have much conscience and I decided to give him a good look, just a little bit. ... One day, I suddenly woke up after being addicted to burying myself in the belly of a puppy, sucking and cuddling, and forbidding others to get close to me. It's over, it seems like I'm seriously attached to the puppy. If the garlic is gone, then keep smoking. * After my grandfather left, he was given a suspended death sentence by the magic circle for swallowing a new type of chicken feet. The knotweed also lost contact with his childhood sweetheart. He was very worried about the sickly Qingmei, after all, she was really weak. My hands will swell when doing housework, my legs will hurt if I walk too much, and my heart will hurt when I see him teaching girls to play volleyball... Kugisaki complained: "... You are definitely being fooled." Hu Guang touched her head. He hadn't mentioned that she still suffered from a disease that made her dizzy if she couldn't touch her abdominal muscles. In short, she really can't do it alone. Oh, I'm so worried. Until the incident in Shibuya, he was pinched in the mouth by a pervert and fed a new type of chicken feet. The sickly Qingmei held a knife and killed the pervert indiscriminately. In the surprised eyes of Huzhang, she smiled strangely. "Don't touch my puppy~" [Rabid Sister+X+Little Angel Huzi] It should be considered a cookie (?) ———— Pre-release 2: "Dangerous Chemistry Game" Yu Qing, a doctor of chemistry, has been troubled by a strange dream after traveling through time. In the dream, she was sitting in the palace in rich clothes. The noble prince lowered his noble head and hugged her to tell his love. She hugged him back and calmly pierced his heart inch by inch with the knife blade. But in reality, she was just a pale and thin orphan who was admitted to the Chemistry Department of the famous Leicester College in China, but was about to drop out because she had no money to pay the tuition. With her own efforts and the help of enthusiastic people (bushi), she successfully paid for her tuition. She was also happy to see the chemistry major. Isn't this her old profession? She never expected that this chemistry department was not normal at all! This world is not normal at all! ——Classmate A burst out with a ball of flame in his hand and said that he was a descendant of the Oxygen Tribe. ——Classmate B melted his pants again because his parents are from the hydrogen and halogen groups. ——Classmate C often flies himself into the sky because he is too hydrogen (light)! You think you are Harry Potter! You can fly in the sky without riding a broom! Yu · Science · Rigorous · Qing: Studying fake chemistry will not save the Leicester Empire! She wants to change her profession to a warrior and restore the majesty of True Chemicals! On the road to revitalizing Zhen Chemistry, Yu Qing reached the peak of power and almost developed eight-pack abs. ——Then she seemed to have discovered the continent's oldest secret. In the dream, the noble prince turned into a yandere, sitting on the gold floor with a blushing face, and smiled lightly at her. "You are finally back, don't leave again, or I will kill you." Yu Qing turned his back on the spot, and the prince curled his lips in grievance, but what he said was even crazier. "Then you go, I allow you to kill me again." Yu Qing: "..." Purpose: Become your own hero