Is It Weird That Shovel Loves to Cry?
小铲子爱哭很奇怪吗?
by Green Movement (绿色乐章)
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- Completed
- Length
- 485k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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>>>Hey guys, the copy of the advance copy of "The Beautiful Wife Just Wants to Be a Dog-licker" is below. If you are interested, you can take a look, okay? >>>Updated on time at 9.03 Every night. If not updated, it will be before 12 o'clock! Bei Nuo is a small shovel that became refined under the influence of the sun and moon. One day, he smelled the smell of chicken legs, and his magical power became... He could shovel food out of the soil every day. But who knows, he hasn't been transformed for long and is working hard in human society. The end of the world has come, and his older boyfriend has disappeared. The end of the world came suddenly, the mist filled the air, the plants were overgrown, the little flower buds grew taller than people, and the gentle little white flowers became extremely vicious, catching everyone off guard. Plants, animals, and humans will be infected and mutated by the poisonous mist. Plants and animals will become gigantic, and humans will become walking zombies, with their skin covered with disgusting and rotten buds. Only poisonous mushrooms can dispel the fog, and humans can only rely on poisonous mushrooms to live normally. Bei Nuo originally thought that his magical power would be great if he could have enough to eat in the last days, but as a result—— The scooped-out milk accidentally spilled onto the watermelon seeds, resulting in a super huge watermelon, which was full of watermelon juice, watermelon shaved ice, watermelon bread, watermelon popsicles... The marshmallow turns into a fluffy bunny that can move and help fight. The water has turned into a jelly superman. The first thing you say every day is to cheer yourself up. People who were fleeing in all directions looked at the magical place in front of them with their mouths open. The pumpkin house is located in the center, with a giant rabbit doll next to it. The seedlings grown from the fertile soil are covered with chocolate, lollipops, puffs, pizza, and small hot pots. Refugee: Mom, I have seen a living paradise. Unable to resist his desire and hunger, he picked up a piece of pizza and wanted to eat it, but found that the chocolate turned into bricks, the lollipop turned into a hammer, and the puffs turned into steel balls... All of them were thrown at him. Fugitive: If you are careless, the most charming ones are the most dangerous. This place is widely spread by humans. There is a paradise in the mysterious south, where you can not be disturbed by the poisonous fog, there are endless delicacies, and poisonous plants cannot attack it. Everyone yearns for it. * Bei Nuo was lying on the chocolate rocking chair, surrounded by various snacks. When it was hot, there were lemon slices to fan him with cool air. When he was thirsty, there were fruits lined up to squeeze the juice. When he was cold, there was a comfortable marshmallow quilt. Bei Nuo took a big gulp of the freshly squeezed juice and sighed: What kind of fairy life is this? Xinnan is willing to give up eating coriander for the rest of his life in exchange for his boyfriend not going home. As soon as his old-fashioned boyfriend comes back, his happy life will definitely come to an end. He gets up at six o'clock to drink white porridge, must go to bed at ten o'clock in the evening, and is not allowed to eat junk food. A series of things that make him painful to think about. Before Bei Nuo could close his eyes while praying, his vision went dark. The service became more and more attentive, and he helped him close his eyes before he could close them. He looked up and saw a dark flying dragon hovering in the sky. It turned out that it was not someone else who helped him close his eyes. When he looked up again, he was so frightened that he fell off the rocking chair and ran! My boyfriend is home! ! <<<<The beautiful wife just wants to be a licking dog<<<<The following is the copy~ Ye Man, a "little trash" with nothing but good looks, was forced by his family into a marriage with Huo Wei, the eldest son of Huo. The day after the wedding, Huo Wei put down his harsh words and went to work. I can endure the calmness for a while, but if I continue to endure it, I will become increasingly angry. He didn't even laugh at Huo Wei, who only did it once a night. PS: Huo Wei did it seven times a night, and six times Ye Man thought he was riding a roller coaster. Ye Man drove the car that day and planned to rush downstairs to Huo Wei's company to ask for an explanation. As a result, there was a series of car accidents, and Ye Man was the unlucky little guy who was affected and died immediately. He was bound to the dog-licking system 999 again, and 999 told him, only then did he find out that he was the cannon fodder in "The Overbearing President Falls in Love with Me". The overbearing president was his husband Huo Wei who had just been married for a day. The protagonist, Shou Miquan, rose from the position of secretary three years after Ye Man's death, and then lived sweetly with Huo Wei. Under the instructions of Dog-licking System 999, Ye Man learned that the original protagonist was not Mi Quan. Mi Quan was a time traveler, but he made a mess of the plot. Under the instructions of the main system, Dog-licking 999 was arranged to correct the plot. Dog-licking 999 immediately fell in love with the beautiful cannon fodder Ye Man. Let Ye Mandang lick the dog and guide Huo Wei to correct the plot. Ye Man Xianyu turned around and said: "I will never be a dog licker in this life. Others lick me, and 99, no one likes dog lickers." 999: "Being alive can increase your beauty value." Ye Manxianyu stood up and said, "It's nothing to be a licking dog. I just love being a licking dog. Why doesn't anyone like to be a licking dog?" * Ye Man made a fuss about being discharged from the hospital on the first day he entered the ward because he had to wash his hands and make soup for Huo Wei. For a while, everyone thought that Ye Man loved Huo Wei and never forgot to make soup when he was sick. Ye Man opened the take-out box, poured the soup into a thermos cup, and kept delivering it to Huo Wei every day, but the "little waste" Ye Man was exhausted, so delivering and packing food was also a hard job. Liigou 999 requires him to send non-repetitive voice messages to Huo Wei every day. Ye Man immediately used AI voice to synthesize several voices, copying one and sending it every day. Assistant Huo Wei was accidentally let out of a meeting, and the employees all said that the president and his wife were so in love with each other! Huo Wei got drunk at the party, and 999 immediately asked Ye Man to take him home. Ye Man helped Huo Wei in the car in front of his friends. They all said that Mr. Huo was very lucky. Ye Man turned around and paid a high price to find an agent to take care of Huo Wei. Huo Wei smelled of alcohol and wanted to spread the alcohol smell to his newly bought clothes. Now even Huo Wei believed that Ye Man loved him badly, and Ye Man would not be able to live without him. * But when Huo Wei saw with his own eyes, Ye Man poured the takeaway soup into the thermos cup he drank every day. After seeing the message voice purchase record. I saw in the driving recorder that the driver was driving. Ye Man was sitting in the passenger seat eating potato chips, while he was lying unconscious in the back. When he vomited, the driver stopped to take care of him. Huo Wei's teeth were itching with anger. He immediately grabbed Ye Man, who was passing by, by his neck and collar, with red eyes: "Tell me, why did you lie to me!" Ye Man's face was full of "Ah, I've been discovered." After that, he was thrown into the bedroom by Huo Wei. Intention: Take action, I can do it.
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