I, the world record holder, make money.
I am Mikazuki Eri, an ordinary high school student in Academy City.
One day, I discovered that I could see forums outside the world, and I was actually a character in a comic called "A Certain Magical Index"! Still a passerby! ! !
——This is really unscientific! !
I thought I was just an unknown passerby, the kind who could see the end of life at a glance.
Until that day,
A hateful man named Teito Kakine rang my phone. He called me - Asshole Number Six.
Me: "???"
You bastard, who are you scolding? ! Come and compete with me! !
Wait, I remember that Emperor Kakine was the second name? !
I:? ! ! !
Me (pulling out my phone and posting on SNS): Is it too late to escape now? !
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Below is a mermaid meme.
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(The protagonist opens the door and enters)
Seng Zheng: Hello, lady, do you need anything? Can we help you?
Protagonist: Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say!
Empress: We are demons, we are not afraid, please tell us.
Protagonist: In this comic update, I was stabbed in the back again!
Nephthys:? Who is updating?
Protagonist: It's not a certain one, it's an update, you know? The unfinished work is called an update every time a new chapter is published. Just now, I was stabbed in the back!
Seng Zheng: (Drawing, Forbidden Animation)
Protagonist: It's not that bad, and it's flat and doesn't move.
Empress: (Drawing, Super Cannon Comics)
Protagonist:? This is an update of the main story of the Forbidden City. Do you understand the main story?
Nephthys: (Drawing, Kofang Comics)
Protagonist:? Ke Fang, what Ke Fang? Why didn't I know? Everyone said it was an update of the Demon Forbidden manga, not Sons and Daughters of the Demon Forbidden! !
Nephthys: (Inverted, Conan comics)
Protagonist:? You mean it on purpose, right? I mean a certain comic series update, not Conan Next Door! !
Demon Gods: (Pfft)
Protagonist:? What are you laughing at, Mojin, does Mojin know that the original author is Hippo and the manga author Chikino! It just updated and then I got stabbed in the back and I was about to curse and then I realized my home was gone! I'm like a fool...
Seng Zheng: (Can't hold back his laughter)
Protagonist: What are you laughing at?
Seng Zheng: I think of happy things
Protagonist: What happened?
Seng Zheng: I just gave the protagonist a love letter and he accepted it.
Empress, Nephthys: (Can't hold it any longer)
Protagonist: Why are you laughing again?
Lady, Nephthys: We also went to meet the protagonist of the Forbidden City
Protagonist: Are you... Meeting the same person?
Demons: Yes, yes, yes
Seng Zheng: Is this update you mentioned great?
Protagonist: It's not a question of whether it's great or not, it's just that kind of thing, it's rare, and you won't know until it's released. Once it's released, I feel like I've been stabbed by someone.
Empress: (smirking)
Protagonist: You bastard, I have tolerated you for a long time
Empress: I met the protagonist of the Forbidden City and even scared him
Protagonist: You were obviously laughing and never stopped!
Nephthys: Miss, we are all top magicians. We have all received strict training. No matter how funny we are, we will not laugh unless we can't help it.
Seng Zheng: How about this? You go back and chat with netizens on the forum first. After we finish laughing, I will go check out the update to see if there is any backstab in this update.
Protagonist: Okay, hurry up and laugh. This update is really bad at backstabbing. Remember to bring more people with you. I'm afraid you will all be fooled by this update.
(The protagonist goes out and laughs loudly from behind)
(The protagonist opens the door and looks at it again)
Demons: Miss, do you have anything else to add?
(The protagonist goes out, laughs loudly from behind, and the protagonist comes in again)
Demons: This lady?
(The protagonist slams the door and leaves)
Mission: Everyone is a star