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As soon as he opened his eyes, Zhan Xi became the uncle of the Great Yong Dynasty.
His maternal grandfather was a third-generation imperial master, his own father held a heavy army, and his eldest sister was always favored by him. The three of them lost their mother because of his birth, and they loved and pitied him so much that it hurt their bones. Even the emperor's brother-in-law loved him dearly.
But he turned out to be a pile of mud that couldn't hold up the wall. He went crazy and sought death, and eventually killed all his loved ones who loved him, and he also met the tragic end of being torn into pieces.
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At this moment, Zhan Xi, who had become Cao Guojiu, was facing a scene where the six-year-old prince and the five-year-old second prince were fighting over a puppy, and the palace maids and eunuchs were incompetent and panicked.
It used to be that Cao Guojiu was the one who was on the sidelines, but now it was Zhan Xi. He rolled up his sleeves and joined in the melee. With one against two, he picked up the two brats fiercely, raised his hand, and "snapped" twice, making each of their butts explode!
Then, carrying the crying second prince and the ashamed-faced prince, Zhan did not feel guilty at all, but looked sincere: "We are just puppies, how can brothers fight against each other? You are brothers! You must respect each other! You must love each other!"
Second Prince: "..."
Prince: "..."
If it wasn't for the pain in the butt, they might have believed his lies.
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Tianji once predicted that the second prince and the prince must die, and the Cao family would either go one step further or be overturned.
However, the two brothers loved each other and created a prosperous world together, setting a model for future generations of brothers. The Cao family's bird-raiser and teacher, both of whom had great achievements, also retired, leaving everyone puzzled.
In all of this, Uncle Cao's dog seems to be wandering around.
And uncle Cao Guo, the dandy who was rumored to sleep at home every day, was actually inextricably linked to penicillin, hybrid rice, improved firearms and other amazing inventions of the Yong Dynasty.
Thousands of years later, descendants who restored the historical truth called Cao Guojiu the most awesome young man in history because he was an inventor/pharmacist/agricultural scientist/educator/strategist/thinker...
Oh yes, he is still the fiercest old man, he has killed six emperors!
Truly a role model for our generation!
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Who knew that Zhan Xi originally came to this world of group pets just because he wanted to fulfill his ultimate dream.
And his ultimate dream is——
Be a salted fish.
Be a salted fish that is loved by thousands!
Zhan Xi: Hum ╯^╰, salted fish is in power, and the secret of heaven is miscalculated!
2022.2.28
————Dabai's advance receipt————
"Drip!" Tyrant Experience Card
One day, Wen Rujin suddenly came across a short video of a novel, the content of which was like a magical sound filling her ears——
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"I am my father's favorite princess. I love Shen Jing like crazy. In order to marry Shen Jing, I threw his childhood sweetheart cousin into a brothel. I threatened that if he didn't marry me, I would kill his whole family..."
"I coerced, lured, and did all the evil things, and finally I got my wish and forced myself to marry Shen Jing."
"Later, I was deceived by Shen Jing into entering the palace to steal a treasure from my father. Unexpectedly, it was Dayong's military defense plan, and Shen Jing actually colluded with foreign enemies!"
"My stupidity caused the country to fall, and caused my father, who doted on me so much, to commit suicide..."
"After the country was destroyed and the family was destroyed, Shen Jing shot me to death with an arrow, but when he was cleaning up my body, he found a jade pendant falling from my body!"
It was the piece he had been looking for for years!
"At that moment, he went crazy!"
"In my next life, I..."
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Hearing this, Wen Rujin felt that her mental defense, which even the true immortals and gods could not overcome, was shattered in an instant!
He rowed away frantically, and breathed a sigh of relief: "It was so dangerous, I almost went crazy listening to literature for one more second."
System 520 suddenly said in surprise: "Do you also think these novel worlds are too poisonous and insane!?"
Wen Rujin was alert: "What do you want to do——"
"Let's transform these worlds, clear the world's lunacy index, and return the world to normal!?"
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So, when Wen Rujin opened her eyes again, she became the unjust emperor who loved his daughter too much and ended up perishing because of her.
This emperor was good at everything but was a cruel and unkind tyrant!
His only characteristic is that he dotes on his daughter, and he dotes on her to death without any bottom line or three views!
Wen Rujin: Haha, what a damn doting! It is better to have a piece of barbecued pork than to have a daughter like this!
Above the court, the civil and military officials were discussing the drought, but the princess barged in without permission, crying and insisting that Wen Rujin grant her a marriage.
"Father, I am going to marry Shen Jing. If father does not agree, then I will die in front of you!"
Wen Rujin was overjoyed: "You want to die? OK, OK, dear friends, in ancient times, Shang Tang sacrificed his body to pray for heavy rain. Now I want to imitate it. For the sake of the life and death of all people and the plan for grain, I will sacrifice my beloved daughter to God on a certain day!"
Looking at the dumbfounded princess who collapsed on the ground, Wen Rujin said: "You can die, but you must die with value."
As for the treasonous dog thief named "Nerve"...
"Come here! Today Shen Jing stepped into the Golden Palace with his left foot first and collided with me! Maybe it was God who blamed God for refusing to rain and pulled Shen Jing down——"
"Castrated!"
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It turns out that this is what it feels like to be a lawless and wanton tyrant. This is also...
How cool!
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#The world is going crazy, but I'm the only one who's normal... There's nothing you can do about it, let's kill! #
# Kill to stop epilepsy! I can't believe how cool it is to be a tyrant in a world of psychos! #
#The protagonist only knows how to kill, and will not try to save the 24K love-minded father-in-law! #
#But the protagonist will casually grab a bunch of innocent people who have been harmed by the crazy father-in-law~#
#Let the world be normal, starting from you and me! #
Thursday, February 29, 2024 17:05
————Wenwen from Amway Friends————
"The Villain Just Wants to Make Money [Quick Travel]" by I Want to Retire
Xie Gu, the hegemon of the generation, his hobby is money, his skill is making money, his characteristic is having money, and his dream is that money can make money on its own.
Such a money-making maniac died in a car accident while avoiding a blind date.
When he was sad that he could no longer make money, the villain's counterattack system came to his door.
"Do you want to come back to life? Then come and follow the plot and do the villain mission!"
Xie Gu: "The system gives way, you are blocking me from making money."
Xie · New Villain · Bone: Protagonists, are you ready to accept the economic sanctions imposed by the Overlord?
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